One stinky diaper change later, Baby Johnny Test was downstairs raiding the fridge covering himself in all sorts of messes like peanut butter, jelly even mayonnaise but he didn't care because his mind regressed a little but he can still talk and walk like his ten-year-old self. "There's gotta be something yummy to fill my baby tummy. I'm thinking something mushy and sticky like peanut butter smothered in chilli. That oughta keep they old diaper full" Dukey walks in the kitchen and ducks as Johnny throws a can of sardines over his head, missing him by a few inches. "Johnny! Why is your father's Meatloaf stuck to the ceiling?" Dukey said pointing above and Johnny Notices the mess but his response was just a little shrug "Eh was in the way, had to do something. No way was I gonna eat that junk, I'm a baby now and baby's need something tastier then Daddy's crummy old meatloaf" Johnny's explanation made Dukey a little annoyed, worried even like this whole baby thing has got a little out of control. Johnny takes a tall pile of food from the fridge, walking away from the kitchen and into the living room, Dukey followed behind "You're lucky Mr and Mrs Test have taken separate 3-day vacations because if they came back to this pigsty, you'll be grounded till your 40!" Said Dukey pointing at Johnny as he just sits on his padded butt stuff his face away and covering himself with even more messes which were the point because Johnny likes to get messy. "Well, they won't, alright? So stop complaining and go get something fun to do! Oh, and while at bring down a pack of diapers, I might be needing them soon" Johnny chuckled evilly before he squirts a can of nacho cheese into this mouth in response Dukey growled and marched to the top of the stairs feeling irate at his owner's behaviour. Baby Johnny relaxes back into a giant pillow while watching Cartoons "Being a baby ROCKS! I can do this forever!" his stomach started rumbling louder and louder Johnny closed his eyes again and pushed with all his might dropping a mudslide at the bottom of his diaper. "I guess what they say is true, diapers are boy's best friend!" Johnny laughs to himself of messing his diaper for the second time in one hour, it was like he was a pro at not potty trained. A few minutes had passed since then and it was very peaceful until there was a loud bang on the door, Johnny ignored and continue to watch his favourite cartoon and then another bang on the door this time it got louder. "DUKEY! SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR! ANSWER IT!" Dukey rushes down the stairs with hands full of diapers and toys. The sound of a door handle turning could be heard from inside the living room "Ah you're here, I'm so glad you made it!" Dukey said feeling happy and relieved that this person came to the rescue "No problem, I got here as fast as I could. So where is baby Johnny?" A familiar feminine voice perked Johnny's ears "That voice!" Turning his head all the way listening to their friendly conversation "He's inside the living room, watching tv and stuffing his face with all kinds of junk food" Dukey said still talking to this mysterious guest at the door. "That's Johnny alright, how precious!" she gave a small laugh Johnny gulped and sweated nearly getting his diaper soggy "That Laugh!" Johnny must know who this mysterious person is so she rushed out in the hallway and stand there to see Dukey blocking his view "Why don't you come in, our home is your home" Dukey said kindly as wave his hand in a swift motion finally she was revealed. "No way! It can't be!" Johnny in horror to find that the girl Dukey was talking to was none other than Janet Nelson Junior, an old friend he used to date back in Junior high "Hello Johnny, it's been a long time hasn't. I see you haven't changed much besides your diapers" Janet lowered to Johnny's level and poked the front of his diaper a few times Johnny shake his head a few times and pointing right at her not happy with seeing Janet again "What's she doing here? I thought I send her…I mean I thought your family got transferred to a different state" Johnny quickly saved himself from danger, as it was him who sent Janet and her family away from Porkbelly after the whole incident occurred in Porkbelly Lake where Janet had the task of looking after some duck eggs but Johnny stole them and zapped it with a enlarge ray causing chaos and panic throughout the day. "I called her! Seeing how you two were such good friends I thought now would be the perfect opportunity to hire as a babysitter, for the entire day" Dukey grinned and raised his eyebrows up and down like Groucho Marx from the Marx Brothers. Johnny was having none of that quickly jump on the Dukey grabbing his fur with his tiny hands "WHAT!? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES? SHE CAN'T BABYSIT ME!" Quickly Janet responded with showing them her wallet with one hand "Oh, yes I can" the wallet opened showing licenses of babysitting different ages and is a champion of changing diapers from the ages of 1 to 25. "As you can see, I have all the experience to take care of infant especially one with yellow flamed hair and smells like nacho cheese" Dukey pulls Johnny off of him "Then…It's…Settled! Janet will take care of you for twenty-four hours while I get some peace and relaxation in the Wilsons backyard. Dukey walks towards the front door and stops for a second just to remind Janet of something "Everything you need is upstairs and if there are any problems just call me on my cellphone. Seeya BABY johnny" again he gives his famous chuckle and closes the door which leaves Johnny and Janet alone in the house together. "Well Baby Johnny, looks like you and I have got a lot of catching up to do" Janet shadows over Baby Johnny who's trembling with fear at the size of his ex-girlfriend, not knowing what horrid horrors await him. Right now all he can do is just stand there with wobbly knees while gulping loud and finally say something he hadn't said to her in years "I'm scared I just went poopy again!"

END OF CHAPTER 02