And now begins the final installment of my Uncharted reenactment with Gravity Falls characters. This one is the longest and most complex story and we of course, we finally bring in Mabel since she's playing the role of Nathan Drake's brother, Sam. The mystery twins are back together again! Also, this one features a prologue and an epilogue unlike the others.

Disclaimer: I own nothing that has to do with Uncharted or Gravity Falls.


"I am a man of fortune and I must seek my fortune."

-Henry Avery, 1694

(Somewhere out on the ocean, a lonely motorboat speeds across the water as a big storm rages above and rain falls heavily all around. Under the boat's cuddy is a young brown-haired man wearing a dark-blue shirt, dark-green pants, brown gun holsters and a blue and white cap with a pine tree on it. He frantically drives the boat through the rain and over the waves.)

Dipper: (panting) Ah, crap. This is... really not good. Hold on!

(Behind him in the boat is a woman who looks strikingly similar to him. She's about the same height and age, has brown hair with curls and wears a pale-green button up shirt, brown pants and a pink-red headband. She looks out and sees some other motorboats with lights on them appear among the waves behind them.)

Mabel: (urgently) Dipper! They're gaining on us!

Dipper: Yeah, I know! I know!

Mabel: Well, crank it!

Dipper: Mabel, I'm going as fast as I can!

(The boats get closer to them. Mabel takes a gun out.)

Mabel: I'll try to hold 'em off. Just keep heading towards the island!

(Dipper focuses on the dark waters in front of them. Lightning in the distance illuminates the area and shows the figure of a mountain on an island. Dipper keeps driving the boat in the direction of it. The boats chasing them catch up and are shown to have mercenaries on them.)

Mabel: Here they come!

(Their pursuers open fire at them. Mabel takes cover in her boat and fires back at them. She sees the enemy boats are twice as small as their's.)

Mabel: They got smaller boats. Ram 'em!

Dipper: Got it!

(Dipper cuts the wheel hard and forces his boat into one of the others. It flips over and the men on it are thrown overboard. He does the same to the others near them.)

Mabel: (to mercenaries) Hey, assholes! Tell your bosses to find their own damn treasure!

(She keeps shooting at the enemy boats as more approach them.)

Mabel: I'm not doing much damage here.

Dipper: Just keep them at bay!

(Dipper keeps ramming into them and knocking them over.)

Mabel: Ha! You took em out!

Dipper: Down you go!

(A large boat twice the size of their's comes up next to them.)

Mabel: (nervous) Uh... big boat. Big boat!

Dipper: (shocked) Oh, shit!

(The bigger boat drives near them and shoots out flares that explode when they reach the water.)

Mabel: Damn it, they're dropping mines!

Dipper: I see 'em!

Mabel: Just keep heading towards the island, don't let em get in front of you!

(Dipper tries to stay away and ahead of the big boat until a mine lands too close to them and lurches their boat. They yelp in surprise and Dipper gets thrown into the water. He swims up to the surface and is greeted by headlights. A smaller boat heads straight towards him. He quickly submerges back into the water and swims deeper to avoid the boat's bottom. When it passes, he surfaces again and sees his own boat nearby. He swims to it as Mabel spots him.)

Mabel: Dipper!

(He climbs back in.)

Dipper: Hey! I'm okay... I'm okay...

(Mabel inspects the motors.)

Mabel: Shit, the engine's out.

Dipper: What?!

Mabel: I can fix it, just... just cover me!

Dipper: God damn it.

(Mabel starts working on it as Dipper takes his own gun out.)

Mabel: C'mon... C'mon...

(The big boat pulls up next to them and the men on it start shooting at them.)

Mercenary: They're fish in a barrel! Blow them out of the water!

(Dipper shoots back. A guy with a big gun appears on the boat.)

Mabel: Grenade launcher! Take him out!

(Dipper hits the launcher guy as he fires. The grenade goes up and hits boat itself taking out the others on it.)

Dipper: (stunned) Holy shit.

Mabel: (laughs) Karma's a bitch.

(The damaged boat drives away as more small boats approach.)

Dipper: Damn it! More coming! Mabel, how's the engine?

Mabel: Making progress!

(Dipper continues fighting off their attackers around them while Mabel frantically works on the engine.)

Mabel: C'mon... C'mon, go... There, I got it!

Dipper: It's working?

Mabel: Yeah, get us outta here!

(Dipper gets back behind the wheel and starts up the boat. He speeds away from their enemies.)

Mabel: Head straight to the island.

(Dipper sees the faint silhouette of the island as they get closer. They eventually see dark objects in the water.)

Mabel: Dipper! Rocks, dead ahead!

Dipper: I can barely see out there.

(The small mercenary boats ride alongside them. Mabel shoots at them as Dipper keeps driving.)

Dipper: Get them off of us!

Mabel: I'm doing the best I can here. Hurry!

Dipper: Just hang on!

(As they get even closer to the island, the attacking boats suddenly back off. Then the big boat that's now on fire comes out of nowhere from the side and speeds towards them.)

Mabel: (frantically) On your right! Watch it, watch it!

Dipper: Oh, shit!

(Before they can get out of the way, the boat rams into their's and capsizes it. They're both thrown off and Dipper's hat flies off his head. He's hits the water and is knocked unconscious. The last thing he hears is Mabel yelling his name.)

Mabel: (horrified) Dipper!

The second story started somewhere in the middle and spent the first half showing how it got to that point. The third story showed a flashback in the beginning to give a little backstory. This fourth one does both so the chronology's a little out of order. But it's still good story telling.