Thoth was tired. He didn't understand why Khonsu dragged him to this "IKEA" place. He didn't understand why he couldn't find Khonsu even as he walked through the vast store.

He stopped and rubbed his face, not sure whether he should swear or scream. One or the other would probably allow him to locate Khonsu.

"Can I help you, sir?" a voice asked from behind Thoth. The god almost jumped, but he managed to maintain his composure. He turned and saw a young woman wearing the store's uniform and holding a broom like she intended to use it as a weapon.

"Um, yes. I lost my friend in this store. I'm looking for him," Thoth explained awkwardly. The woman's right eyebrow slowly raised.

"Well then, let's start searching. What does your friend look like?" she asked.

"Um, short, lots of silver jewelry, and he was wearing a silver suit last time I saw him in here," Thoth described.

The woman simply nodded. "Alright, fairly straightforward."

It took them thirty minutes after that to realize that they, too, were lost. Thoth no longer knew what a door to the outside was. He wasn't even sure that there was an outside, much less that there was an end to the IKEA.