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Anyway the real reveal now

CHAPTER 1 - Willy Wonkas Factorys future.

Willy Wonka and charlie were in the factory and so were some of them elderly fellows but some of them died of old people stuff.

Willy Wonka is dying of cancer. but also he runs the factory because he used a legal lying loophole trick to trick chairle to not owning it so it is Billy Wonkas until willy wonka ( The are the same person do not be tricked by his alias.) until willy wonka (Billy wonka slash/bi;;y wonla)s until he is dead.

Willy wonka was sitting on his sticky chocolate throne in this open glass roofed dome shaped large candy botanical garden which his conected to the factory.

"Charlie, i am dying. you no because i look skinny and pale and my hair is falling into the chocolate river making a bunch of cancer hair candy bars. the factory wastn destroyed idk if that happened or not i forgot the book. so it is fine." Willy wonka said slumped in his c hair.

"Yeah its sad n shame/\3\" oops charlie said.

Willy wonka looked at him and then at old guy joe who came over with the noose haning kit with chair, rope, not ting lessons and a wooden beam.

"Whats that are you bored of feeling sick? Dont do it willy no!" Charile cried

"No dont worry,,, that is for you!/... ues i no u gave me cancer because you are so mad and what this lovely chocokate palis factory all to be yours so i am having you executed.!"!"!" Willy wonka said.

Charlie trued to run bot a chocolate golem (not a black guy real chocolate) threw him to his grandfather who wrapped the noose around his neck.

Willy wonka got up and read him his rites and then went on with the ceremony.

"EXECUTE IM!"

"Grendpop no!"

Too late they done it and his head turned purple like a purple blueberry and he foamed at the mouth like a whipped cream of desperation.

He died there and it was nigth and candels and church sad death music.

"Toss his body away. We dont need it, turn him into human chocolate(Not a bkacj guy, still just real human chocolate)" Willy Wonka said.

They didnt bother and just throw him into the industrial composter.

"Right im off 2 get keemo." Willy wonka said and then done this.

Outside looking at the factory was Peter Phil ian, who is like the guy on the cover.

That is all with him, he will be here later but not now.

Charlies famile y was so mad that grandfather joesheph done that so that stomped him until he became flat and melted into the ground becomeing chocolate, and dead.

Willy wonka stopped his keemo and replaced the keem bags with liquid chocolate. this is belieged to be accelerating his death but doctors no he knwos best so they let him do this.

He walsk out of the dying people factory (a name fir a hospicetal) and got on his road ilegal chocolate wagon and drove to the factoyry.

Highway patrol followed him to the factory and they called other cops and they went inside.

"We want to ask you bout all of them missing children. They have never been seen again and their parents said they died he and were turned into tasty treats for those of all ages with a sweat tooth to enjoy. is this truethful or are they killing there kids and scamming us?" Cop asked

Willy Wonka turned around and they were in a dark chocolate alley that is like a giants buthole but chocolate.

"yeah theyre lyinh."

"Well we need to speak with charlie who is the owner to ask him so legal questions about a factory like this."

Willy wonka looked like a cartoon being electrocuted he was so schocked.

"WHAT?!"

"Were is he" cip asked

he will sing this "Listen cip the cop i dont know what is what, this is my factory if u dont liike it then you can leave, wonka willy of choc is me be gone for you stink of pe!" Willy wonka sung and dansed then used his chocolate roller skates to roll away to his sticky throne in a dansing way.

Wonka saw on the floor the dead flattened chocolate dead shadow of grabdjoe.

"They will be after me next,!" He said then excalimed ti no this is real.

I forgot all of there names so one old person, his other grandpappapopdadfatherpa called grandpa geoge because i found the book and it says this character is one and i have read it before but long ago so now we all know this guy is the other grandpa of charllie, george but chairle is dead soo who carse well they care of course.!.

He swung a golden sledghammer around to nock over his legs of willy wonka. Willy wonker used chocholate jet shoes and jet chochlate back flipped behind him and chocked him out with his sledgehamer but didnt kill im(him but im u c).

The other ding olders didnt bother becaues even though willy wonka has cancer he is still got chocolate gadjets and powers and powerups to crush them all. he is trying to make a cancer curing chocolate.

"Right oim going to me lab, any of ya tryn and crush me nob wif a chocolate dumbell and have me cocks head and brain and blood crushed to tortre me ill av ya, oil nock yor ed off n teach ya sum maners!" Wonka yelloed whule riding a chocolete raindeer on a surfboard on a chocoalte river into his lab. he does this so they cant get in because if they try and swim they will surely drown in pain.

"You should be taught spelling when you speak" Mr bucket said laffin (Laughing(laughing

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Chocolate HULk BUT NOT A BLACK GUY HULK JUST CHOCOALLTE

"! how dare he hhooo hahah shoot him in the nee chocolate sniper(not a black guy just choccyman lollooll)"

He the chocolate sniper shooter shot him with a chocolate .257 roberts round from a chocolate remmington model 722A Bolt Action Chocolate Trifle(rifle). he realised this is exactly like the same thing from in toystory but chocolate instead.

"Ow me leg is rooned!" Mr bucket screamed

Willy wonka kept going on the aquatic chocolate raindeer and was now arrived to his lab where he will create new flaves of chocolate and candy and cure cancer.

However, outside is peter phil ian or his other name, Silly Winky. He had a look that just let you no he was doing something. he is trying to get the chocolate factory.

Now cops are coming in with a chocolate searcg warrant!