Lara Croft vs Montana Jane;

Hot Archeologist Cat Fight Encounter

By

James M

Writer's Note:

I do not own Lara Croft for she is property of her respective video game company, the only character I own in the story is Lara's rival Montana Jane whom I created for Sonic & Lara Croft: The Yujunaka Statue.

Rated Fiction T, hope you are prepared and that you enjoy!

Temple Ruins in an African Rainforest

Late Afternoon

There it is, Lara thought, a smile on her face. After searching for a long time, she'd found it, the Eagle Statue. The ancient artifact lay upon the dais, a beam of light raining down upon it as the statue waited to be collected by somebody.

The shapely British archeologist waltzed towards the statue, her backpack open. Hopefully her collecting of the statue wouldn't set off any traps laid out by the ancients, not like the last several ancient temples that had done so.

Just as Lara reached the dais and placed her hand on the statue, a gunshot rang out, followed by a western accented voice Lara recognized. "I believe the statue is mine." The British adventurer shoved the statue in the backpack and turned to face...

"If it isn't Montana Jane." Lara remarked with a smirk, "Fancy meeting you here."

Montana Jane, wearing black shorts, brown combat boots, blue fingerless gloves, a black red tank top and a green hairband tying her gold hair back in a ponytail, placed a hand on her hip and winked at her. "Oh, Lara." She sneered, "You and your British mannerisms."

"Don't insult my country and nationality!" Lara yelled, "Also, its not right to come in and just take something I already found. Whatever your game is, you can't get away with it. I'm leavin' with the statue and you're not getting it."

"I DISCOVERED IT FIRST!" Montana Jane snapped, "You just showed up AFTER ME!"

"Back down, Montana Jane. The statue is mine to take back to England."

"We'll see about that, if you give me the statue, I'll let you go."

"And if I say no?" Lara asked, flexing her fingers and dusting her shoes off.

"Then I'll take it from you by force, Croft!" Montana Jane retorted.

"You're gonna have to fight me for it, because I'm not givin' it to ya!"

"Time for a little competition between us," Lara's rival sneered, "To be specific, a little sparing between us. You vs me. If you beat ME, you can keep the statue. If I beat you, I get the statue and you lose half of your fame and all of your dignity, Croft!"

"If you think that you can get away with humiliating me, Montana Jane. You're not going to succeed this time, its obvious you're going to fail and that I will walk away with my prize while you throw a little temper tantrum, acting like the crybaby you are."

"NOBODY CALLS ME A CRYBABY! I'LL SHOW YOU WHY ITS NOT NICE TO DO THAT!"

"Alright then, prove it. We got all day, so lets rumble."

Lara and Montana Jane lunged at each other, ready to fight. The girls pounced on each other with Lara pinning her rival to the ground, strangling her all while Montana Jane grabbed and yanked at her hair before forcing Lara off her.

Both archeologists wrestled and punched each other, rolling around, strangling and yanking each other's hair. The brawl was already a cat fight the second it had started, Lara had to defeat Montana Jane and leave.

"LET ME HAVE THE STATUE!" Montana Jane yelled.

"I GOT IT FIRST!" Lara shouted.

"GIVE IT HERE NOW!"

"NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

The two rivals yelled at each other as they continued to fight, rolling all over the ground. Eventually, it got to a point where Lara decided enough was enough and PUNCHED Montana Jane in the face, knocking her out cold.

"Y-you got me." The blonde groaned before falling limp, losing consciousness. Lara stood up, her clothes dusty and her hair in a bit of a mess, yet she was victorious from the cat fight. She smiled, held out the ancient artifact she had with her and walked off.

Montana Jane eventually regained consciousness, by the time she did, Lara was gone and the treasure she'd sought was out of her grasp. "MARK MY WORDS, LARA CROFT!" Montana Jane shouted, "ONE DAY I'LL FINALLY BEAT YOU, I'LL BE NUMBER ONE!"

THE END!