Or, "Mo' Moose, Mo' Problems!"

(*fade to black, open on Boris and Natasha wearing rapper outfits—backwards caps, large gold necklaces, the like*)

Boris: "(offscreen) Vait are ve on? Okey...(onscreen).."

"Nogüdnikz Rap!

B-Boyris Bad-e-nuff'

Feat. Notorious N.A.T, ASAP ROCK-E, Feat. Wink-L.

So, So very Deaf Records"

(Boris approaches next to Natasha, both are behind a large, brick wall with graffiti of Rocky and Bullwinkle's faces. He crosses them out with red spray paint.)

Boris: "Well, eet's a

First name Boris, last name Badenov,

Y'all vant more? Nah, homes,

Ju ain't had enough!

Ve take vone for money and two for show,

Moose and sqvirrel?

Heh!

THEY BLOW!"

(*He presses down on a plunger detonator, blowing up the image of Bullwinkle and Rocky.*)

Boris: "I yam world's greatest bad guy,

A straight up G,

An' my voice vas done, by mister Frees!

Workin' like dog since ear-ly 1960's!

Now Ees time for hit chorus, dudes

Een Soviet P-vania,

Chorus hit you!"

(*R and B Break, Natasha is overlooking the waves, dressed in a swimsuit*)

Natasha: "(*autotuned voice*) I am,

Aco-omplice, to dis loon,

Vatch Vhat-I-can-do vith au-to-tuuuuune,

Yeah bay-beee..."

(*Rocky and Bullwinkle immediately show up, dressed in rap clothing.*)

Bullwinkle: "Whaddup, fools?

It's moose and squirrel!

Comin' atcha with the antlers an' a tail in a curl!

We savin' the day,

Not to mention the world,

We bein' ourselves

An' gettin' them girls!"

(*he winks at a lady, causing her to faint.*)

Rocky: "The name is Rocky, literally super fly!

I'm a real heroic all American guy!

Bullwinkle's my pal, yeah, I like him a lot,

And there ain't no homie like the one I got!"

(*Scene changes back to Boris, now lounging atop a low-rider.*)

Boris: "Oh, ees cute, sqvirrel,

But enough of dat,

Pretty soon the both of you go splat!

An' now ees the end of rhyme,

Natasha, do chorus one more time!"

Natasha: "(taking the mic from Boris) Okey, ju know vat?! I'm no doink chorus! Drop mic, gimmie beatski, KEEK EHT VONCE TIME, BOY-EEE!"

(*The beat changes up slightly to a more 90's "battle rap"-type sound. Natasha is now wearing an outfit reminiscent of Salt-N-Pepa, standing in front of a wall with a graffiti image of June Foray.*)

Natasha: "I, have, been,

Eye candy for adults since 59',

Foray be doink my voice so sublime,

I could be better off,

On solo mission,

Not vith stupid men, I von't be in submission!"

Rocky, Boris and Bullwinkle: "(at Fearless Leader) OHHHHHH!"

Natasha: "—Privyet, Boris, dollink,

Vatch me find commie callink,

The bigger moose ees,

The harder he be fallink!

—straight outta

Pottsylvania,

Moose and sqvirrel mania,

All these escapades,

Makink brain go insane, da?!"

(*Nat dunks a basketball, unknowingly slamming it onto Boris' face. Then she approaches Fearless Leader.*)

Natasha: "Shout out to Fearless,

Vassup main boss man?

Eef ju ac'tully smart, ju'd have eh

Real plan!

Vith' c4 explosive, tank, an' nuclear bomb, G,

Not Hush-a-Boom, jet fuel, or

KIR-WARD DER-BY!

To mother Pottsylvania ees vat I hail,

AND MY RHYMES MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN MOLOTOV COCK-TAIL!

PEACE!"

(*She "drops the mic" along with a molotov, exploding everything. The music video stops, revealing that none other than the Moon Men are producing it*.)

Cloyd: "(over mic) Uh, great job guys! I think we could rehearse one more time…"

End.