Total Drama Islande

Chapter 1: Not-So-Happy Campers

"Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario!" A thirty-year-old man said to the camera. He had wavy black hair, beady eyes, and was dressed as a camp counselor. "I'm your host, Chris McLean! Dropping Season One of the hottest new reality show on television, right now!" Chris walked along a pier, still talking to the camera.

"Here's the deal: Twenty-four teens have signed up to spend eight weeks at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, and then face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every two days or so, one team will win a reward while the other will watch one of their members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the Loser Boat, and then leave Total Drama Island for good!"

The scene switched to show Chris at a campfire pit.

"Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic Campfire Ceremony, where every three days, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow." Chris grabbed a stick with an untoasted marshmallow speared onto the end and ate the sugary treat. "In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune that, let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food, and each other. Every single moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp and island." The scene then switched back to Chris on the dock again.

"Who will crumble under the pressure? Who will make it through to the end? Find out here, right now, on TOTAL… DRAMA… ISLAND!"

After the theme song played, we once again see Chris at the dock.

"Welcome back to Total Drama Island! It's time to meet our campers! We told them all that they'd be staying at a five-star resort. So if any of 'em seem a little pissed off, that'd probably be why." Chris told the audience with a mischievous grin.

The first boat arrived near the Dock of Shame and dropped off a very pretty girl with black hair.
"Hi Chris, I'm so glad I'm here, tell me where the luxury hotel is that you promised us," said Sky, "You're going to laugh, but there is no hotel and you'll be sleeping in shacks.
Sky looked desu and walked to the end of the Dock of Shame.

The next boat arrived and dropped off a very tall girl in a hat from Australia. "Hi Jasmin how are you doing "said Chris in a friendly tone. "Hi Chris you are smaller in real life than you are on TV "said Jasime. "Say this island looks a lot like my island in Australia "said Jasimin. "Good news for you that's where you're going to be living for the next 8 weeks "said walked to the end of the Dock of Sheme and said hi to Sky.

As the next boat appeared on the horizon, loud, patriotic music could be heard blaring from it. As it came closer, the campers saw their next: a tall, well-built boy with a unibrow and a black crewcut. He wore a green shirt, blue shorts, army boots, and dog tags. When the boat reached the dock, he hopped off and jogged to Chris.
"Private Brick MacArthur reporting for duty, Chief!" He stood at attention and saluted.

"At ease, soldier." said Chris, chuckling. "This isn't the army. It's reality TV. Speaking of which, you're not supposed to use your last name on the show. It's for your privacy."
"Right. My mistake." said Brick in a low, tough, but friendly voice. "Thank you for the opportunity just the same!" Brick marched over to the other campers. "Good day, fellow cadets! I'm looking forward to competing with and getting to know each and every one of you!

The next boat arrived near the Dock of Shame and a guy dressed as a wizard arrived shouting "Hi Leonard, how are you" said Chris "Hi Chris, glad you could see my great wizarding skills" said Leonard "Yes and no you're not here because of your wizarding skills, you're here because you were the last choice" laughed Chris. It doesn't matter as long as I'm here, I'm fine with it" Leonard said and headed for the end of the Dock of Shome.

The next boat arrived with another candidate and he got off the boat. "Hi Chris says you got the note from my doctor saying all my allergies. "Yeah sure Dave "said Chris.
This is not supposed to be a luxury hotel" said Dave "That's right soldier, you're disappointed" said Brick "No" said Dave with a very forced smile and rubbed his arms nervously.
Dave approached the other candidates and found Leonard very strange

The next boat arrived and dropped off the next candidate near the Dock of Shame.A boy got off he was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans "Hi Idris how are you doing "said Chris "Hi I'm glad to meet you "said the young advanced glasses to the end of the Dock of Shame. "Hi soldier how are you" said Brick "At ease soldier no need to stand at attention will be our hand "They shook also shook hands with Dave and found himself intimidated by Jasmine but he shook her hand anyway

Another boat arrived and two girls came along.

"Don't walk in front of me Sammey" said the girl

"Hi Amy and Samey "said Chris

And my name is Sammy" said Sammy

But your sister told me that everyone calls you Sammey "Chris said

Sammy tried to speak but Chris wouldn't let two girls arrived near the other candidates and Idris looked at Sammy which made her blush

Another boat arrived and dropped off a goth girl.

"Wait, tell me we're not staying here" said Gwen

I'm not, but you are, I'll be in a hotel with the technical team" said Chris

Yes well I'm not staying here" said Gwen annoyed "Ok but I hope you can swim" said turned around and saw the boat leaving in the took her bags and headed for the end of the Dock of Shame.

After Gwen's arrival Chris got a call from the show's producers who asked him to speed up the introduction of the candidates so Chris will just say their names

the other candidates who arrived. Duncan,Rodney,Shawn,Dj,Beardo,Dawn,Izzy,Leshawna,Sam,Scott,B,Max and Zoey

Once all the candidates arrived Chris wanted to take a picture with all the got on the boat and took a picture except he forgot to remove the the second attempt to take the picture the memory was full Duncan started to lose patience once the memory card was sorted he took the picture but the Dock of Shame broke but Chris didn't want to take another one

Once the contestants had dried off Chris told them to meet by the fire, "Well this is Wawanakwa, this is where you are going to live for the next eight weeks, the contestants here will become your roommates, your competitors, and maybe even your friends, you know what I mean, whoever stays on Total Drama Iceland the longest without getting eliminated, will win a cool hundred thousand dollars"said Chris

"Excuse me. How do we arrange the bed choices, because I have to admit it would be cool if I could sleep under his bed" Duncan said looking at Amy "It's not mixed dorms I hope? "No, there are two dormitories in each cabin: one for boys and one for girls," said Chris. "Oh, come on comrades, it'll be just like in the army," said Brick, taking Idris and Dave in his arms. "Oh, Brick, I can't breathe," said Idris and Dave.

"So,I'm going to 're going to form two when I say your name,you're going to move to my ,Sammey,Jasmine,Izzy,Leshawna,Sam,Scott,Gwen,B,Max and now on,everyone is going to call you..The Screaming Gopher

"Wait a minute, I'm on the same team as Amy," said Sammy.

The candidates I didn't call so Brick,Dave,Duncan,Dj,Rodney,Leonard,Sky,Shawn,Beardo,Dawn and team name will be...The Killer Basse "said Chris

"Okay campers, you and your team will be followed by our cameras in all public areas during the competition.

Confessional:Chris

"You will also have the opportunity to speak your mind in the confessional when you want to, so you can tell the audience what you really think or just say what's on your mind.

Confessional:Gwen

"Okey .This game sucks

Confessional:Dave

"So, uh, this is my team? ...Okay, how did I get put on a team with all the weirdos?"

Confessional:Sammy

"It's not just that I did Total Drama to get away from Amy."

Confessional:Shawn

"In my mind, I'm always running from zombies. And if you're not, you're crazy!

End Confessianal

"After Chris's introduction the contestants entered their cabins. "Isn't a bunk bed too camp? said Amy "That's right, smart girl" said Gwen "Hey goth, I didn't talk to you" said Amy "Where are the plugs? I need to plug in my hair iron" said Amy "There are some in the communal showers just across the road" said Chris "The communal showers are a joke" said Amy.

"Oh! I'm glad we're staying with boys in our know what I mean? "said and B looked at him strangely " 's not what I meant.I love chicks.I just don't want to sleep with no, that's not what I meant." said Sam "Chris, excuse me. Are we getting chaperones or something?" said Idris.

"As far as I know, you're over sixteen, so you're old enough to be a camp counsellor, which means that apart from me, you'll have no one to look after you, so you'll have half an hour to pack your things and meet me in the dining hall, so watch out for the clock," said Chris.

After Chris's talk a scream was heard in the Gophers' girls room, it was Amy screaming about a cockroach "So she can scream" said Leshawna "What is it? Kill it...that monster. When Dj saw the cockroach he jumped on Gwen's bed "That was my bed" said Gwen. Everyone tried to squash it but no one succeeded until Duncan came along with an axe and cut the cockroach in half. "Well, I didn't know that was the way to kill cockroaches," said Gwen. "But you're a heartless being for killing that poor cockroach," said Dawn you your weird" said Dave

Refectoire

"Listen.I squeeze in three meals a you eat three times a take a plate,I serve you the go sit down and eat it all "said Chef Hatchet "Yes Chef" said Brick "Are you squeezing in all types of food? said Dave "And how about a dose of slap in the face? said Chef Hatchet "Excuse my nutritionist strongly advised me not to eat simple sugars, white flour, and dairy products. "I don't think that's going to be a problem. Okay, I don't want to sound like a picky eater, but I feel like there's something alive in my burger. "After Gwen's words the chef took a hammer and smashed the burger. "Well that settles it" said Gwen to the other side. "This guy thinks he's the bad guy but I'm the bad guy AH AH AH" said Max.

"Welcome to the dining hall" said Chris "Don't tell me there's no way I can order hot dogs" said Shawn "Calm down, I was just kidding" said Shawn "Your first challenge starts in an hour" said Zoey "It's the first challenge, it's probably going to be really easy" said Dj

An hour later all the contestants had to jump off the cliff "Oh shit" said Dj

Fin du chapitre 1

Author's Note:so how did you find this chapter?so you are wondering who Idris is well its me if I was in total drama no worries there will be no value treatment.