Dear husband Philip,

I become evil to defeat the evil that is HERETICS.

I've lost count of how many people run from me in the country.

You saw nothing but Lutheran rants and hidden translated bible markets at the south coast?

I trolled a few more protestants and got the slip. Elizabeth is the only one that is so reluctant to give me the slip.

Never met any of my Scottish relatives. I'll be sure to visit the Scottish queen tomorrow.

I don't know about this young Scottish Queen very much and only sent the letter as a joke to test her response.

This country is only ever good for trolling the problematic heratics.

Yep, it's Europe's weakest connection now.

Your sovereign first and wife second,

Queen Mary, by the Grace of God Queen of England, Spain, France, both the Sicilies, Jerusalem and Ireland, Defender of the Faith, Archduchess of Austria, Milan and Brabant, Count of Habsburg, Flanders and Tyroll

Elizabeth intercepted this letter with a frown. Elizabeth believed Mary should be evil to Ireland because they lookhappy with their meals.