Somewhere in Turner, Oregon there was an important business meeting begin held today. It was about the financial report of the most famous chain of theme parks known as Thrillville. There the creator and owner of Thrillville parks, Mortimer was about to finish the meeting after being with a group of guys in suits for over two hours.

Mortimer: Lastly, it seems like Thrillville Paradise is losing park guests over the past month. What should we do about it?

Random Staff: I know. Maybe add some stage shows to one of the sub parks? Like a fairy theme play in Hinterville or a pirate show in Pirateville.

Mortimer: And you think that would attract more people into the park?

Random Staff: Maybe?

Mortimer begins thinking to himself as he then calculated the possible success rate of the staff idea.

Mortimer: Well I believe there is a 75% chance that your idea could work, but you be in charge of hiring the staff. Is that clear?

Random Staff: Yes, Mr. Mortimer. I won't let you down.

Mortimer: Now with that said that wrap up this month's meeting. Hope you all have a good rest of the day and take care.

Everyone decided to leave the room except for one man wearing a business suit and was wearing glasses. While he is not really important and since this will be the only chapter he ever appears we just going to call him the accountant.

Accountant: Excusss me, Mr. Mortimer sir.

Mr. Mortimer: Oh yes what is it, my accountant?

Accountant: You know I have a real name you can call me? Whatever. You see there is one concern I have throughout this whole meeting.

Mr. Mortimer: And what would that be?

The accountant slowly stands up from his seat and turns his attention to someone that was in the room.

Accountant: Why would you hire someone like him, Mr. Mortimer?

Mr. Mortimer: But Mr. Anderson is a great janitor. He cleans the rides, mops the floors, and even makes some great chicken noodle soup.

Accountant: Not him, that guy over there.

He pointed to the guy next to Mr. Anderson and it was a dark skin boy with blue eyes, red hair, and black bangs on the front of his head. He has light blue arms, two red spines on his back, and have a long red tail. He wearing a blue scarf, white gloves, white pants, a red tunic, a blue belt, and some red sneakers. As the boy look at the two men he just smiles and waves.

Mortimer: What's wrong with Redblur?

Accountant: A lot, I mean just look at him. He doesn't look normal at all. Yet alone run Thrillville all by himself.

Mortimer: Relax it is not permitted. He just replacing my nephew as the park manager while he's in college.

Accountant: Still what kind of name is Redblur?

Redblur heard that and just cross his arms as he was upset about what he heard.

Redblur: Well what kind of name is Accountant?

Accountant: That's not my name!

Redblur: Then at least tell me everything that is wired about me?

Accountant: Grady. First, you're cosplaying with a tail and spines on his back.

Redblur: As I said in my interview, I'm not cosplaying this is what I normally look like.

Accountant: Second, his arms are a completely different color than his skin.

Redblur: I have a skin disorder. So don't make fun of my arms. It's a rare condition in my family?

Accountant: Lastly, according to his resume, he states he doesn't have a home nor any work experience, and as for age he just wrote, "It's a secret."

Redblur: Ok, be fair that is a lie. The truth is I really don't know how old I really am.

Accountant: How old do you think you are?

Redblur thought about and use his fingers to count how many years he remember being alive.

Redblur: One.

Accountant: You see Mr. Mortimer! This kid will send us to our doom!

Mortimer rubs his chin as he sees that his accountant makes some very good points.

Mortimer: I see what you mean, but you didn't question my nephew when he runs Thrillville.

Accountant: That because he looks normal!

Mortimer: But during his interview, Redblur show to be great at working with people, good leadership, and have a good sense of direction.

Accountant: But sir...

Redblur: Don't worry, Mr. Mortimer...and accountant guy. Just leaves everything to me.

Three days later Thrillville got into bankruptcy for five trillion dollars. For some unknown reason, this company became one of the most hated chains of theme parks of all time. Back in the same room, the meeting was held, Mortimer, his accountant, and Redblur were the only ones in the room. However this time the atmosphere of the room was completely different than before. The accountant looks like he was about to explode, Mr. Mortimer has his head down in disappointment, and Redblur was shaking nervously as if he wants to leave.

Redblur: Um...

Accountant: WHAT DID YOU DO!?

Redblur: Why do you have to blame this whole mess on me?

Accountant: Because the park was fine at first but the moment we hired you, the park went to shit!

Redblur: Ok, that's fair.

Accountant: How did you get the company bankrupt in three days!?

Redblur: That part I really don't know?

Mr. Mortimer just got up from his desk and raise his head up while looking making a serious face at Redblur.

Mortimer: I don't know why, but maybe, it's not his fault?

Accountant: Mr. Mortimer what are you talking about?! It clearly all his fault?!

Mortimer: I would think so true but if he really believes that it wasn't his fault would he still be here?

The accountant was about to say something but stop to think about what his boss just say.

Mortimer: I mean if you were the one responsible for ruining a company would you want to be in the same room with the owner of a company you ruined. Most people would pack up and leave town but this kid, he's still here.

The accountant quickly calms himself down as he cleans his glasses and straightens his tie. He then slowly breathed in and out before sitting back in his chair.

Accountant: You're right sir. I'm and sorry for my outburst Redblur. That was an unprofessional thing for me to do.

Redblur: That's ok. Maybe it really is my fault but I just don't know it yet.

Mortimer: Maybe if you could tell us everything you have done since you became the park manager, we could figure out what went wrong.

Redblur: Ok. Now well do I begin...

Redblur went to a chair to sit down and think about his time as the park manager. He closes his eyes focusing his mind before he quickly got up and snaps his finger.

Redblur: I know. First, I went to Candyville because I heard there was questioning about the food in the park. Apparently, the kids were upset why is the place call Candyville if there is no candy. So I decided that all the food in the park will be cover in chocolate sauce.

Accountant: You put chocolate sauce...on every food?

Redblur: That right. Pizza, hotdogs, cotton candy, and everything will be cover in chocolate.

Three days ago at Candyville, a little boy was ordering food at the one.

Boy: One chocolate hamburger, please.

The worker hands the kid a hamburger oozing with chocolate sauce as the boy took a bit off the food. He likes it so much that he ate the whole thing. However, after two minutes of licking the chocolate off his finger, the boy's stomach started to rumble and made the kid feel uncomfortable.

Boy: I don't feel so good. Maybe I need some more food.

The boy went to his pocket and pull out some fries to cover his chocolate. He gulps some fires in his month and when he swallow the junk food, it made his stomach even worse.

Redblur: Then I found out that because of my action everyone has diarrhea due to my action. So I install a restroom next to every food stall.

The boy looks around and saw a restroom next to the stall where he orders the food. He quickly ran to the bathroom and close the door with a sign hanging on the doorknob that says, "Come Back in 10 Minutes".

Mortimer: ...What else did you do?

Redblur: My next stop was Frightville where apparently I heard rumors that the park wasn't scary as people hope it would be. I went exploring around the park to make sure and to my surprise the rumors were true. There were no screams or jumpscares at all when I was in the park for the whole day. I should have at least got goosebumps all over my body which I didn't. So I change the park hours from morning to night to give off that ghostly atmosphere and I shut down half of the street lamps in the park.

Mortimer: How would that help make the park more spooky?

Redblur: After all the experience I have been through, I learn that you feel safer in the daytime than at nighttime. But that is not all the changes I did around the park. I also told the workers to do something if the customers are short on money.

Accountant: And that would be?

Meanwhile, in Frightville, a woman was trying to order balloons for her son at a stall.

Employee: Alright ma'am, that would be two dollars and fifty-four cents.

The mother went through her purse and handed the employee the money. The employee begins to count the money and notice something was wrong.

Employee: Excuse me but you only gave me two dollars. You still owe me fifty-four cents.

Woman: I'm sorry but that all the money I have.

Without saying a word the employee just put on a hokey mask and grab a chainsaw that was beside him. As he starts his tool up, the mother and son got frightened as they ran away with the employee chasing after them.

Redblur: I told them if anyone ran out of tickets or was short on cash I want them to chase them while wearing a hockey mask and with a chainsaw in their hands.

Accountant: What the fuck?

Redblur: Lastly, I went to Oceanville where I learn that people want to interact with the sea life. I thought it would be cool, but I also remember seeing sharks and electric eels around the park too. So I try to come up with a way that allows people to come up close to the sea life without getting anyone in danger.

Accountant: So...?

Redblur: So, I decided to learn from one of my friends and made a racing track that goes from on land and underwater.

Mortimer: That's wonderful Redblur!

Accountant: Hold on Mr. Mortimer! What's the catch?

Redblur: Well, there have been some complaints when people rode on the tracks.

The accountant and Mr. Mortimer look at each other as they were curious about what the people have to complain about the go-kart.

Redblur: While I won't tell you the details on what it all about, let just say it does involve an octopus, female racers, and a site I believe people called, " ".

After saying that the accountant's glasses fell off his face while Mr. Mortimer's jaw just drops to the floor.

Redblur: No one was hurt, but there was a lot of crying...and yelling...and some paper that label, "sexual harassment". Don't know what that means but I think it's a bad thing right?

Mr. Mortimer: That definitely a bad thing Redblur.

Accountant: May I see those papers for a second.

Redblur: Sure.

Redblur handed the accountant all the documents that were label as, " sexual harassment" and read the whole thing in less than three minutes. When he was done reading he had a confused look on his face as something doesn't make sense.

Accountant: If I counted all the paper this kid gave me, one hundred women who rode the ride is suing us for one thousand dollars due to...

Mr. Mortimer: Due to what?

Accountant: Ok, Redblur was right about not telling you the detail. What that octopus done is very messed up. But more importantly, due to that, we lost one hundred thousand dollars in total.

Mortimer: Hmm...so far I everything he did so far is strange and mess up, but nothing that would lead us to debt.

Accountant: Redblur, are you sure you haven't done anything else?

The boy concentrate as his tail begins to move while. Redblur thought long and hard about it until his tail stopped moving.

Redblur: Oh yeah this is one more thing. I build a new roller coaster in Saddleville.

Accountant: You what?

Redblur: Yeah, I thought it would help the park earn money.

Accountant: And what gave you that idea?

Redblur: Well I talk around at the park and people think the roller coasters at the park were boring. So I decided to build the most outstanding dangerous ride of all time. It has fire rings, missiles, loops, drops, and everything that would make a ride fun. I even made the blueprint myself. See.

Redblur takes out the blueprints from his pockets and shows them to the adults.

Mortimer: How long did it take you to design this blueprint Redblur?

Redblur: At least an hour. This ride was going to be the best ride ever, however, I soon realized that I ran out of money to finish the ride so if anyone who rode the coaster will go off the rails. So I have to think about it. Should I tell the construction workers to uninstall everything and possibly get beat up or pretend that the ride is finished and make money So I gave them all parachutes that way they can float safely down.

Mortimer and the accountant just look at each other with curiosity as they are not sure if the boy did that.

Accountant: Are you sure you put the parachutes in?

Redblur: Well I didn't, I have to help one of the technicians fix up that Starry Delights ride. So I got Josh Mcburger to...

Accountant: Hold on you ask Josh Mcburger?

Redblur: Well yes. Is there a problem?

Mortimer: Before we hired you we hire Josh who was fired in three different jobs.

Redblur: I don't see how that would relate to...

Mortimer: In one week.

Just then Redblur pause as soon he, the accountant, and Mr. Mortimer begin to realize who fault it was.

Redblur: Josh! Come here now!

Just then a fat teenage boy walks into the office. He had freckles on his face and was wearing braces. I don't know why but he has a face of a person who can't keep a job for less than a year.

Josh: Yes, boss?

Redblur: You did install the parachutes in the roller coasters right?

Josh: What, you say the roller coasters? I thought you said in the restrooms?

Redblur: What?

Meanwhile in Saddleville one of the male park guests ran to the restroom as he felt sick from riding too many rides. When he finally made he went to one of the toilets and begin to throw up. However, unknowing to him something in the toilet was rising up, and not so long after he was in for a big surprise.

Redblur: ...Oh my god!

Redblur's eyes just open wide as right behind him a guy was send flying from the restroom as he landed straight into the glass window of the room everyone was in. Redblur and Mortimer were shocked by this but the accountant on the other hand slowly turns to the poor stupid teenager as he was just grinning his teeth. He seems like he was about to snap and to be fair who can blame him.

Accountant: YOU PUT THE PARACHUTES IN THE RESTROOMS? WHAT IN THAT STUPID DUMB MIND OF YOURS THINKS PUTTING PARACHUTES IN THE RESTROOMS MAKES SENSE?!

Josh just raise his shoulder as he just didn't know.

Mortimer: That if the ride wasn't finished and this idiot didn't install the parachute where are all the bodies?

All of a sudden there was a big explosion and everyone went outside to check it out. The four guys look up as they saw fireworks in the sky in the middle of the day...and it's red...with bloody bones on the ground. Those of not fireworks are there.

Josh: What was that?! And why is it all red?!

Mortimer: Well it could be either two things? One is that it could be death threats to one of the stalkers I got recently.

Redblur: And the other thing?

Mortimer: The other is that it could be the fate of all the park guests that ride your coaster.

Redblur: But I didn't design the coaster to have anything that could make people blow up into millions of pieces.

Accountant: Then how did this happen?

Mortimer: Hmm...

Accountant: Mr. Mortimer, sir?

Mortimer: No, it couldn't be?

Mortimer ran back into the building with the other behind him. When Redblur, Josh, and the accountant made it back to the room they were in they were surprised by all the calculations the scientist did so quickly.

Mortimer: If my calculations are correct, Redblur made his coaster near the edge of Saddleville. And we saw the explosion not too far from here. So that means when the ride went off the rails, everyone went flying in at a 63-degree angle at 100 miles per hour. That will send all the park guests in the blast radius of the Tank Frenzy attraction in Battleville.

Just then everyone turns their attention to Mortimer as their eyes were wide and their pupils were small.

Redblur: Hold on, are you talking about that building with the tank on top of the building? I thought it was just a video game.

Mortimer: You're right, Tank Frenzy is a video game, but the model tank on top of the building is actually a real tank, that shoots bullets and confetti. Why do you think every time you hear the tank shoot out confetti it sounds so realistic.

Just then the room became silent again as Redblur started to back away as every focus was on the owner of the park.

Redblur: I'm suddenly glad my name is Redblur and not Redgore (I think it's time for me to go).

Accountant: YOU KNOW WHAT, I GOING TO...

Before the man could say anything two policemen kick down the door and pointed their guns at everyone.

Policeman: Freeze! Everyone put your hands up!

The accountant, Josh, and Mr. Mortimer all put their hands up looking at the police in fear.

Policeman Everyone is under arrest for killing thousand and people, sexual harassment, food poison, and heart attacks in this horror place you guys call a theme park.

Accountant: Officers you don't understand. It was Mr. Mortimer who did all those things it was because of this boy right here.

But when the accountant pointed at Redblur the only thing that was there was a strange portal that quickly disappears before everyone's eyes.

Policeman: Now you trying to blame this on a person that is not even here. You people make me sick.

Accountant: I swear! He was right here!

Policeman: Tell it to the judge!

Meanwhile, in a realm beyond space and time, Redblur was traveling through a rift as he somehow manages to get out of the office without anyone noticing him.

Redblur: To be honest I surprise that I didn't burn that place to the ground in one day. You know since I don't know what a theme park is.

When Redblur finally came out of the rift he turns around to see that on the other side of the portal there was a roller coaster and a Ferris wheel.

Redblur: Thrillville. You Run The Fun? More like I run it to its grave. If only I have the power to travel through time I could have to stop myself from accepting this job. No matter, now that I am free I could explore any universe imaginable, learn from my mistakes, and train my powers until I am ready to become a hero.

He looks around him and saw portals to different worlds. One world was based on people in court. Another world had a bear with a bird in his backpack. Next to that world was a guy fighting with a really big sword. Redblur just smiles as he charges into one of those portals full of determination.

Redblur: So look out world! Here comes Redblur!