Daffy ate his lunch and then looked around. "Where's Penny?" Daffy asked and opened the fridge to get some orange juice. "She went to visit her family. They think I am crazy." I said. "Oh, the whole living in Toon Town thing." Daffy said and I nodded. As you know I had explained it before you know. No use repeating what I had said earlier. "I have to agree, your sort of crazy." Daffy said with a laugh and I sighed. "I'm glad to have your support." I said.

Daffy and I laughed and the door bell rang. I was about to get it but Dot answered instead. "Hey Bugs." Dot said and hugged his leg. "Hey Dot." Bugs said hugging Dot back and joining us at the kitchen table. "Hey duck, how was your reunion?" He asked Daffy taking the chair that was beside Daffy. "It was good. Marty went into the thnowbush business." Daffy said as if he hadn't said anything weird at all. "Good for him." Bugs said.

Did the rabbit even catch that because it was the weirdest thing I ever heard in my life. "I have never heard of selling snowbushes." I said looking at Bugs. He just laughed an whispered to me that he would explain it later. I nodded and then got ready to leave for my office because I hadn't been there all day. "Ok, Dot, Wacko and possibly Yacko. Your going to Slappy's." I said and Dot cheered and Wacko nodded. Yacko did the same and we got in the car.

Daffy ended up in the back seat and thankfully there was room because Dot sat on Yacko's lap and hugged him. I finally got to Slappy's house and they all went in. "Hey Ted." Slappy said. I said hey back and headed back to the car and went to my office to see there was a car in the driveway. "Don't tell me there's another one." I said opening the door. I went to my desk to see there was a girl duck sitting in my chair. "Uh…may I help you?" I asked.

"No, but I think I can help you. My name is Tash." (That's pronounced T-au-sh) She said shaking my hand. I could see Daffy drooling over her. Great, just what I need. "I don't need a parnter." I said slightly annoyed. Daffy stepped on my foot and butted in. "Excuthe me Ted, I think she would be a great addition." He said almost like he was hypnotized. Bugs rolled his eyes. "Dats love for you." Bugs said and smacked Daffy's head.

"But you do need a Partner. These two don't really have what it takes to be a detective." She said. Well that was a low blow, I think they could make great detectives…if they weren't so looney. Daffy was still looking at her all gaga and Bugs was just eating a carrot. "I tink you should take it Doc." Bugs said. I think he was agreeing with her. "Come on, I think you will find I am a pretty good detective." She said and I just nodded.

"Good, now lets get started with this case, toons losing their funny. Have you got anything?" She asked. I was sort of liking her myself. I took out my notepad and gave it to her. "This isn't helpful…the part with the ray gun, that's a good start. You know some people with ray guns." She said and put the notepad down. Bugs took Daffy outside because he was getting tired of googlie eyes and Daffy protested a little. "Makes sense." I said.

"For one thing, I figured out Runt is fine. He just had a case of gas. But, I looked around last night and Elmer Fudd was the target and a few more." She said and I could tell I was going to like having a partner. I guess it did help to have one. "As for the villainous person doing this, I think its Marvin." She said and I nodded. "Question is, why does he need the funny?" She said pacing around the room.
That was a good question, one that needed a good answer. I didn't have one but I was sure it would come to me soon. I sat in my chair trying to think of what to do. "Do you think Duck Dodgers can get it out of him?" I said and she looked at me slightly amused. "Duck Dodgers, are you kidding?" She asked and I just sat back. I motioned for Daffy to come in since he was looking in the window at Tash, some duck.

Daffy came in and asked me what I needed. "Do you think Duck Dodgers could find out why Marvin is stealing funny?" I asked and he gave me a salute. "Yes! Then maybe this fine feathered duck will find me heroic and handsome." he whispered and I knew this was going to be one of those days. "Just calm down Daffy." I said and Tash just rolled her eyes and sat in the chair across from me.

We walked out of my office to see Bugs asleep in the backseat of the car with the newspaper on his face. Daffy woke him up and sat beside him while Tash sat in the seat beside me. "Ok, were off to…wherever he hangs out." I said and Daffy cut in. "You don't know…Meadow Hills, were the villainouth of the villainouth hang out." Daffy said and I looked at him. "Why haven't I heard of that?" I asked. "There was no need for it." Daffy said.

"Just drive on." Tash said amused at my annoyance. So we drove on and Daffy said it was in the darker part of town. Lovely, I was hoping I was done with that place since my first case. I had to explain all that to Tash because she wanted to know about it so I did and she just rolled her eyes and was deeply amused. "Well, that must have been interesting." She said. "Yeah it was. So tell me a bit about yourself Tash?" I said. I wanted to know her better.

She nodded and I felt I was in for a bit of a story because it was one of those times. "Well, I lived here when I was a kid but moved away when my father was killed, they couldn't find his killer. From that moment on I felt like becoming a detective. I was a huge fan of Daffy Duck when I was younger as well." She said looking at Daffy in the back seat and his reaction was one of those that meant he was in love.

"I'm thingle." He said half joking and Bugs chuckled. I nodded and turned the curb when we got to the darker part of town. Tash rolled her eyes and we got out of the car when I parked it. "Is he always like this?" She asked me while we walked around. "Not always, he will calm down the more you know him." I said looking around for anyone suspicious. "I figured that. So, where do you think he is?" She asked doing what I was doing.

"Well…I figured Duck Dodgers could smoke him out." I said and she stopped in the middle of the sidewalk. "You know, I have to agree with that." She said and I stopped as well just in time to see Bugs not paying attention and he bumped into Tash. I laughed and Daffy helped her up. "Sorry about dat." Bugs said as she stood up. "It's fine, thanks Daffy." Tash said blushing and so was Daffy. "No problem…" He said dreamily.

Oh good gravy…this was going to be a problem, I could tell. "Hey ducks, I tink we need to get to working on dis case." Bugs said and I agreed because this was wasting what we needed to get done. "Tash, do you think we need Duck Dodgers?" I said and she went back to her usual self. "Indeed." She said and Daffy left and then came back wearing his Duck Dodgers uniform and Tash laughed a bit.

"It'th up to DUCK DODGERTH IN THE 24 ? CENTURY!" he yelled and I smacked my head. He didn't need to yell it, although that would help get Marvin out in the open at least. Bugs just ate a carrot and looked amused. "Dis is going to be fun…" He said and Tash leaned on Bugs. "Hey they were enemies, I know things." Tash said and Bugs just rolled his eyes.

Daffy suddenly disappeared and I looked around trying to find him. "Guys, did you see where Daffy ran off to?" I asked and they looked around to. Tash pointed to a direction and I looked. There was Daffy holding Marvin, he was coming our way. "I have him." Daffy said and Marvin looked board with all this. "Humans are so annoying." Marvin said in that funny voice. I had always wondered how he could talk without a mouth but who knew.

"Marvin, are you responsible for the crime?" I asked and I explained it to him. "Pfft…no but I can see why you would think so. My ray gun was stolen from me." Marvin said and Daffy dropped him. "Ow. You stupid duck!" Marvin yelled and Daffy apologized and I helped Marvin up. "Do you know who took them?" Tash asked. "Another martin, he was a friend of mine and then he decided to take my ray guns from me." He said.

Tash wrote all this down and I asked the questions. "Why didn't you report it?" I asked "Honestly, I wasn't going to because I figured he would return them and I was about to until I heard that Yacko lost his funny." Marvin said unsure. "Why not?" Tash asked still writing this down. "Because I knew I was going to be suspected in the first place. Its my technology." He said. It actually made sense and the author was wrong…or she changed her mind.

He told us his name and where he lived and we got in the car and drove off. We had to drop Bugs off though because he had some more plans with Lola. Tash took the wheel and we headed off to wherever it was we were supposed to go and it was pretty much an hours drive. Daffy kept bothering Tash and she tried to ignore him but try as she might she couldn't which made me laugh. "Cant ignore annoying." She just said as we turned the corner.

I agreed with her, I mean yeah its kind of hard to ignore annoying, but anyway. I tried to hold on to my seat while she was driving because she was going a little fast for my taste. "Can you slow down?" I asked and Daffy nodded in agreement. "I thought you guys liked fast?" She said slowing down with a small smile. "Thank you." Daffy said exhaling his breath. "Were here anyway…this place looks rundown." She said getting out of the car.

Daffy and I got out of the car and looked at the place where we were supposed to be. "Marvin did thay he liked the old type placeth." Daffy said rubbing his head in annoyance. I nodded and we followed Tash into the place and she stopped us. "Follow my steps, some of the floor is unstable." Tash said stepping on one of the floor boards to see if it was safe and then went forward a bit and we did the same.

Daffy had somehow ended up in front of me and I was looking up at the ceiling because it looked like it was about to fall at any minute as well. This place shouldn't even be standing because of the shape it was in but I guess villains liked that sort of thing so what was I to say. "Sh…do you hear that?" Tash asked and I did hear some creaking and Daffy looked up to see a board was lose and shoved Tash out of the way making them fall.

Daffy ended on top of her and their bills were touching. I ran over to them and helped Daffy and Tash up, they blushed and I rolled my eyes. "Ok, lets get back to finding Fingar." I said trying to get them back to the case. "Right, thanks for moving me out of the way Daffy." Tash said and walked to another room. "Your in love Daffy." I said stating the obvious but I really didn't care. "You think your tho cute." Daffy said and then went to find Tash.

I looked though a few of the room and eventually met up with a guy who looked like Marvin but he had brown hair. "Hey, you must be Fingar." I said and he looked from the little ray gun to me. "Ah, yes. And who might you be?" He asked sort of annoyed. "Names Ted McNally and you must be the guy stealing peoples funny." I said and Tash entered the room. "Damn…" Tash said almost tripping before Daffy saved her again.

"Yes, I am him. What of it?" Fingar said still very annoyed. "Well, your under arrest is what." Tash said doing a few ninja like moves and I grabbed the ray gun before it could hit the ground. "YOU STUPID HUMANS! THAT'S MY FUNNY YOUR STEALING FROM ME! MY FUNNY!" He yelled as Tash took him to the car. "The good guyth win again." Daffy said as I walked past him.

We got in the car and Daffy sat in front with me while Tash dealt with Fingar. He was yelling and cursing the whole way back to Toon Town which gave me a big headache and I was sure it was giving Tash and even bigger one. I know Daffy wasn't having a good time as well because he put his head in a little sound proof box. I swear I wish I were as good as a toon because this could have helped me out a lot.

I finally got to the police station and Tash took him in and told us to get to the others and put their funny back. I decided to go to some other people before I went to Yacko. I knocked on the door and Slappy answered. "Hey, just in time for dinner." Slappy said and Skippy ran over from the chair to see who Slappy was talking to. "What's that?" Skippy asked looking at the ray gun and I lifted it up. "It contains Yacko's funny, can you send him out?" I asked.

He did what I asked and Yacko walked out just as Tash ran over apparently catching up with us. "Hey, you found it." Yacko said a little excited and I could have sworn I heard a YES from Dot making Yacko role his eyes. "Well, hit me." Yacko said getting ready and I pulled the little lever thing that released his funny. He sat down like he had just been punched. "Wow, he looks like he was just punched." Slappy said and Yacko sat up.

"Feels like it." Yacko said getting up when he saw the worried faces on Dot and Wacko. "I keep hearing the same thing from everyone else, it might take a day for it to be back." I said. Yacko nodded and shook my hand at first then hugged me. I could tell he was really happy to get his funny back. "It doesn't really matter, as long as I got these two off your back about it." He said pointing at his siblings and then looking at Tash. "New partner?" He asked.

I nodded and Dot jumped on me and hugged me. "You were beginning to worry us idiot." She said and Slappy just laughed. "Looks like your going to have to win Dots love back huh detective." Slappy said standing by me. "unfortunately, at least I found his funny." I said and she got out her purse and threw out a few bombs searching for something. "What do I owe you detective." She said still searching through her purse still.

"Uh…you don't have to pay me, you weren't the victim or anything." I said and she rolled her eyes. Oh yeah, I could tell she was annoyed with me. I always seemed to be on her annoyed side. "Believe me, all of us were bound to get out funny stolen, I'm just glad Yacko is back to normal." She said still looking through her purse.

"You see my birthday is in a few days and the trio and Skippy always sing my birthday song…AHA!" She said getting out her wallet. I told her how much and she gladly gave it to me. "Oh, did you want some walnut cake, there's only one piece left if Wacko didn't eat it." She said and I said yes because her walnut cakes were always the best. Man she was the greatest toon here sometimes if she wasn't in a bad mood and throwing bombs everywhere.

Slappy gave me the piece of cake before Wacko took it and gave it to Ted. "I swear your stomach is bottomless Wacko." Slappy said patting him on the head and gave him an apple. "Thanks Slappy." Wacko said hugging her and then he hugged me. I guess it was for getting Yacko's funny back because I couldn't think of any other reason.
"Its that time again."

Yacko said as they got further into the park. Dot and Wacko looked at him for a second.

"To say I'm cute?" Dot asked and Wacko rolled his eyes and chimed in.

"To watch Don Knots videos?"

Wacko asked and Yacko shook his head.

"No, to learn today's lesson."

Yacko said slightly amused that they never guessed right at all. They groaned in annoyance and Yacko spun the wheel.

"Wheel of Morality turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson we should learn."

He said as it spun and slowed down. He tore out the paper and read it over before reading it. "Never say never." Yacko said scratching his head a little confused because the morals never made any sense like this at all. Yacko looked around for any sign of Ralph and sure enough he was running after them. "Yipes." They said and Ran off. Slappy folded up the Wheel of Morality and put it in her purse and looked at the reader. "Now that's comedy." She said.