"D-Dexter, I'm pregnant," Saracen sobbed, "And you're the father!"

Dexter blushed, "How is that even possible? You don't even have a uterus!"

"I-I-It's magic!" Saracen stuttered, tears streaming down his cheeks.

Dexter stepped forward and said, "Stay calm, okay?"

Saracen looked at Dexter incredulously, "I'm PREGNANT, Dexter! How do you expect me to stay calm?!"

"Hey," Dexter whispered gently, "It'll be okay."

Saracen closed the space between them and planted his face into Dexter's chest, "What am I going to do?"

"It's your decision," Dexter said, "Whatever you want to do, I'll be here beside you."

"I don't want to decide," Saracen hiccupped. Something popped inside of Saracen. "Shit," Saracen widened his eyes, "My water just broke."

Dexter's jaw dropped, "How far along are you!?"

"Two weeks!" Saracen cried.

A monkey started climbing out of Saracen and he screamed in pain, "Dexter! Help me!" Dexter grabbed the monkey whilst screaming, "PUSH!"

"I AM PUSHING!" Saracen yelled. Dexter yanked the monkey out of Saracen and Saracen moaned in relief. Dexter held the monkey up, tears in his eyes, "I'm a dad!" he exclaimed.

"But why is our baby a monkey?" Saracen wondered. Suddenly, Dexter's face became red and flustered, and he looked away in embarrassment. Saracen reached up to cup Dexter's cheeks and asked, "Do you know something about this?"

"I am half monkey," Dexter admitted.

"Oh, Dexter," Saracen blushed.

"I don't want you to think of me differently."

"No," Saracen kissed Dexter, "I love you, and it doesn't matter what you are."

Dexter smiled, "I love you too."

"I have something to admit," Saracen said.

"What?" Dexter raised an eyebrow.

"I'm a furry."

Dexter blinked, "You're- what?"

Saracen pulled out his phone and showed Dexter a picture of himself in a monkey suit.

"That looks like my dead mother," Dexter squinted, "Wait- ThAT iS mY mOtHeR!"

Saracen widened his eyes, but before he could speak, Dexter grabbed a hammer and smashed Saracen's head in. Then, Dexter picked up the monkey and cradled it in his bloody arms.