"Spaghetti Western!"

(Or "Im-Pasta-bly Funny!")

"WELL, WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR INTREPID DUO, AFTER TRAVELING ALL THE WAY BACK TO 1886 WITH PEABODY AND SHERMAN IN ORDER TO MEET CALAMITY JANE, A SERIES OF EXCITING AND DANGEROUS EVENTS BEFELL THEM, PROPELLING THEM TO WHERE THEY ARE NOW—BEING CHASED BACK TO TOWN BY THE NOTORIOUS JAMES BOYS, DEZ AND TERRY!"

"Hired by none ozer than Billy the Squid and Miss Kitty!" Boris replied.

"Alias Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale." Natasha also replied, giving the smaller man a peck on the cheek.

"WELL, ANYWAY, LET'S CHECK IN ON HOW OUR HEROES ARE DOING…"

"TURN LEFT!" Rocky exclaimed, trying to avoid the bullets as best as he could. "TURN LEEEFT!"

"THE HORSE THAT ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE RODE IN ON WAS DRIVEN SO HARD BY BULLWINKLE THAT THEY CRASHED INTO THE RESTAURANT/SALOON OWNED BY A LOCAL ITALIAN IMMIGRANT, STREWING MEATBALLS, BOXES OF SPAGHETTI, AND PASTA EVERYWHERE."

"—Pasta?!" Rocky exclaimed, upon observing the kitchen that he and Bullwinkle had crashed into.

"Say, I've got an idea…" Bullwinkle looked at the boxes of spaghetti. "But we'll need lots of water…."

"Where'd that thar squirrel run off tew?!" Dez exclaimed, searching the alleyways with Terry.

"Them Russian folks is gonna be mighty upset if'n we caint kill em'." Terry replied.

(*BOOM!*)

"YEEEEEHAWWWW!" Rocky exclaimed, he and Bullwinkle had just burst from another end of the restaurant.

"HAVING EXPLODED OUT FROM THE SIDE OF THE RESTAURANT, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE RODE ON THAT VERY SAME HORSE, WIELDING A LASSO MADE FROM SPAGHETTI THAT THEY USED TO INSTANTLY LOOP DEZ AND TERRY."

"Aw dangit'!" Dez exclaimed.

"ROCKY THEN PICKED UP A BUNCH OF MEATBALLS AND STARTED LOBBING THEM AT DEZ AND TERRY WITH HIS TAIL, ALL OF THEM ENDING UP WITHIN THEIR MOUTHS."

(*PCHEW-PCHEW-PCHEW!*)

"MAMMA MIA that rat thar's a SPICY MEATBALL!" Terry exclaimed, struggling to swallow the meatball.

"SUDDENLY, PEABODY AND SHERMAN, ALONG WITH CALAMITY JANE SHOWED UP AND NOTICED THE EPIC FIGHT OCCURING…"

"OH MAH LAND!" Calamity Jane exclaimed, then turned to Peabody and Sherman. "We've gotta help, c'mon!"

"PEABODY AND SHERMAN IMMEDIATELY READIED SOME BARRELS, THEN ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE LIFTED UP THE JAMES BOYS WITH THE SPAGHETTI LASSO, PLACING THEM INSIDE. MEANWHILE, BORIS AND NATASHA HAD HAD ENOUGH OF THIS."

"I have had ENOUGH o' dees!" Boris exclaimed, yanking out his gun and aiming it directly at Rocky and Bullwinkle. "Moose and sqvirrel have YEE'D their lest HAW!"

"BUT BEFORE BORIS COULD FIRE A SINGLE SHOT, CALAMITY BLASTED HIS GUN OUT INSTEAD."

"Don't y'all lay a finger on that talkin' squirrel." Calamity replied, blowing the smoke away from her gun.

"IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT, CALAMITY SHOT A CHAIN ROPE WHICH DROPPED A DEPOSIT BOX DIRECTLY ONTO BORIS AND NATASHA, IMPRISONING THEM WITHIN."

"Well, it looks like that's that!" Peabody smiled. "Rocket, Bullwinkle, you've done quite well in capturing not only the James boys, but your own adversaries as well! Before we transport them back to their own time, let's spend some more time with Calamity Jane. This deposit box ought to keep them "SAFE" for a while…"

(*ba-dum-tsss!*)

"EVERYONE GROANED AT PEABODY'S FORCED PUN."

"Really stretchin' that one out, Peabody." Calamity Jane commented.

"WELL, LET US WRAP UP THIS EPIC WESTERN ADVENTURE, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"

End.