Garfield sat on the armchair owned by his owner Jon. He was sitting there watching a talk show that was talking about some dumb product he did not care about. But then Jon came in with a piece of paper in his hand. "Okay Garfield-" Jon started "-I know you didn't really like my first limerick but let's see what you think of this one." With that Jon read the paper he was carrying.

An oath-breakers limerick

Breaker of promises, Teller of lies

Alleskeins is a writer unlike no other

If you want him to finish the unfinished

I'd suggest you don't even bother

When Jon got up from the paper and noticed that Garfield had disappeared on him for the second time that week."Really Garfield, again" Jon said disappointedly