The Epilogue

Two weeks later Destro will escape with the help of a woman who looks like the Baroness. So word gets around that she is an active Cobra Agent again. With her return, Destro has calmed down significantly. The Ares group is ended and the ones who escaped ended up joining Cobra.

~N&P

It's been a couple of months and Shipwreck finally gets a chance to buy Storm Shadow that drink. Has Polly with the outing, as it was his turn with the parrot. Covergirl, Dusty, and Snake Eyes were with them. They claimed he owed them drinks, too. Snake Eyes wasn't drinking anything strong. Just an iced tea. as he got stuck being a designated driver. The others were with a beer. One of the things he liked about this bar was the pool tables. So he started a game with Snake eyes. Covergirl was set to play the winner. Polly was keeping track of the game. So far, Snake Eyes was winning. Storm Shadow has never been drinking with other Joes and quietly questions why he started now.

Shipwreck, " Remember when we did that movie, Covergirl? "

Covergirl, " Oh yeah! We got arrested and the director had to post bail. "

Storm Shadow is a bit intrigued, " You helped make a movie? "

Covergirl, " Oh this director was making a G. movie and getting harassed by Dreadnoks. "

Shipwreck, " Dang it... Your turn, Courtney! " Handing her the pole stick, " The movie was utter crap. Didn't even give us any credit! They had Duke shot with a snake that could act like an arrow in the heart. Then later he turns out only in a coma!"

Covergirl accidentally hits the ball off when she hears that, " That doesn't sound right. " Looks at the table, " Dang it. "

Shipwreck, " Then they have these suits that make them superheroes. I mean we got nice tech but it's not that good! " Even Dusty is looking at him confused. " And then some Autobots came down, claiming to be looking for a kid named Sam and a matrix! "

Covergirl, " That's not how it went at all! The set kept getting wrecked between you guys and the Dreadnoks. Two of us got lost in the desert. You got captured by Cobra and we had to pretend to have a Dreadnok prisoner to get you back.'

Storm Shadow, " Oh, that I remember. They had him over a vat of acid on a beam and were trying to make him fall in. "

Covergirl, " Jigs up, Xavier! "

Xavier, " I have no idea what you're talking about... "

Then real Shipwreck breaks the door off its hinges and he is pissed off, " YOU! Give me back my clothes and my wallet! " Hector is nothing but his boxers and some boots. Hector would be crazy enough to speed all the way here in that. Though Storm Shadow wonders if he woke up in his boots or paused long enough to put some on,

Polly, " Rigs up, Shark Bait. " He flies out of reach.

Shipwreck, " I know you helped him, Polly! After I kill Xavier, you're next!" Gives chase to Xavier, who runs out of the bar. " I know where you live! "

Dusty looks concerned, " Should we stop him? "

Covergirl " He ran all the way here and still has the energy to chase Xavier. Let's give him a little bit more time to wear down. Then we stop him. "

Storm Shadow, " Now I see why you go out for drinks. This is quite enjoyable. " They all order another drink on Hector's tab.

That's how it could have ended. How about this...

~N&P

It's been a couple of months and Shipwreck finally gets a chance to buy Storm Shadow that drink. Has Polly with the outing, as it was his turn with the parrot. Covergirl, Dusty, and Snake Eyes were with them. They claimed he owed them drinks, too. Snake Eyes wasn't drinking anything strong. Just an iced tea. as he got stuck being a designated driver. The others were with a beer. One of the things he liked about this bar was the pool tables. So he started a game with Snake eyes. Covergirl was set to play the winner. Polly was keeping track of the game. So far, Snake Eyes was winning. Storm Shadow has never been drinking with other Joes and quietly questions why he started now.

Shipwreck was concentrating on the shot when Polly sharted to scream, " Sea witch! Sea witch! Starboard-bow!, the in his ear, making him hit the cue ball wrong, " Ow, trying to blow out my good ear?! "

Turns to see the Baroness. Her tight outfit accenting her curves Instead of a cobra logo, there is a the Jolly Rogers a skull and crossbones. Wow did she look fine in it. " My Darling... my love! I come to take you away!"

Everyone was in stunned silence. Shipwreck can barely stutter out, " Wait what? Baroness comes towards their corner. Her every walk was that of a females predator. The closer she got, the more Shipwreck started to sweat.

Then she pushes Shipwreck out of the way, so she can stand infront of Storm Shadow. Reaches up and pulls off the Jolly Rogers to reveal a picture of a ninja mask, " I had enough pirate and hunger for ninja! "

Storm Shadow pulls her to him, " Together we shall start a new dynasty of powerful warriors."

Shipwreck looks at his empty beer bottle " I can't be that drunk! I only have one beer! "

Covergirl, "Bartender, another round, on Hector's tab! " Shipwreck is too busy watching the Ninja Drame to care about his tab.

Dusty, " Ditto! Do you got any popcorn back there? "

Snake Eeyes signs, If you do this, then we must be enemies!

Storm Shadow, " So be it! " Tosses the Baroness aside, where she lands on a very plush sofa, and follows Snake Eyes outside.

Outside are two Zoids, huge animal-like mecha, waiting for their Ninja pilots. Snake Eyes goes to the one that looks like a black panther but with two tails. The other goes to his white lion that looks like an adult Kimba and has rocket launchers on its back.

Shipwreck, " Wait, when do we even own Zoids?! "

The two Zoids battle throwing each other, biting, slashing, and all that great battle scene jargon. Then Destro arrives with his mecha Snake.

Destro, " Either I have the hand of the Baroness or no one does!" Pushing the big red button in his Zoid...

And that is how the Bar gets nuke! Okay, that wasn't the real ending either.

~N&P

It's been a couple of months and Shipwreck finally gets a chance to buy Storm Shadow that drink. Has Polly with the outing, as it was his turn with the parrot. Covergirl, Dusty, and Snake Eyes were with them. They claimed he owed them drinks, too. Snake Eyes wasn't drinking anything strong. Just an iced tea. as he got stuck being a designated driver. The others were with a beer. One of the things he liked about this bar was the pool tables. So he started a game with Snake eyes. Covergirl was set to play the winner. Polly was keeping track of the game. So far, Snake Eyes was winning. Storm Shadow has never been drinking with other Joes and quietly questions why he started now.

Shipwreck, " So, the only way for us to get out was a disguise. Snake Eyes was wearing one of Satin's dresses and the most horrible wig I have ever seen. Not even sure where she got my set up but I made it work. Got us close enough to sucker punch the Cobra scum and we bust through the gates. "

Snake Eyes signs, The dress was your idea. If they could see his cheeks, they would be blushed.

Shipwreck, " My beard didn't go with it. That horrible wig was your idea! "

Polly, " Ninja was a perdy lady! "

Storm Shadow, " Why dress up if you were going to attack them? "

Shipwreck, " Seemed like a fun idea at the time. "

Dusty slings his arm over Covergirl's shoulder, " That's why we don't let you make the plans. "

Shipwreck protests, " I'm not that bad. "

Covergirl, " Most of your ideas aren't that good. " Somehow the subject changes to who gets into the most trouble who had to be bailed out the most.

Shipwreck, " And you don't start some fights, too? " Turns to Storm Shadow, " Don't let them fool you. The girls in our unit are mean. "

Dusty, " Very true. I have my scars to prove it. " Covergirl elbowing him in the side and start accounting the times Shipwreck got into trouble with him firing back her fair share. Dusty left rubbing the sore ribs she gave him.

Storm Shadow looks at Snake Eyes, who shrugs and sips his ice tea that he slipped discreetly under his mask. Shipwreck accidentally hits the ball too hard. It somehow ricochets out, and with the worst possible luck, hits a bald biker who was coming in with a bunch of other bikers. The strike was the man's face and his friendfs managed to catch him as he tumbled backward. Looking out the windows, there are many other bikers.

Polly flies to land on Shipwreck's shoulder, " Next time, run the shot across the bow, not upside the head, sailor! "

Shipwreck reached up to shut the parrot's beak, " This is why Smee is the favorite one! " Then just smiles at his new angry friends, " Wanna game of pool? "

So, one bar fight later, they ended up in the county lockup and waiting for someone to come bail them out. Shipwreck had been pulled out by one cop and has yet to be returned. Thankfully he took the parrot with him.

Covergirl, " I really need to stop going to bars with Hector. " She sighs and turns to the ninja, " I'm sorry we got you two arrested. '

Storm Shadow, " Like a bundle of sticks, we are stronger as one unit. " Even Snake Eyes nods sagely, " It was fun... till we got arrested. "

Dusty hangs his head, " We are a horrible influence! Worst, My ma is going to give me that look when she gets disappointed in me. "

Flint comes over to their cell, " I would think you should be more worried about me. " he looks quite annoyed. " You remember what General Hawk said about the next time some of us got arrested? That he would let you sit in your cell for a day or two. Lucky, someone else posted your bail. I'm just to take you back to base. " They all look surprised. Storm Shadow just looks confused.

Dusty, " Wait, who posted our bail? "

Shipwreck finds himself being escorted out to a very nice limousine. It's been a while since he got to ride on one of these! Most likely belongs to the guy who posted everyone's bail. Means there are strings attached. So he slides inside to get this over with. Inside is Benedict and the Baroness.

Shipwreck, " Nice ride? " Sits back, enjoying the luxury while he can, " Aren't you suppose to be back with Cobra? "

Benedict, " I want to introduce you to my new wife, Anastasia Poseidon. "

Shipwreck, " Ooookay. What about Destro?"

Anastasia, " Do you really wish to know the details? Let's just say, we set things up that will benefit everyone. "

Shipwreck really doesn't care, "Good point. So what brings you to bailing me out?"

Benedict hands his brother a glass of champagne, " We need your help. Just a small thing... well small for you, but very meaningful to us. " Shipwreck takes a sip as he figured they wanted something from him. What comes out next makes him spit his drink, " We want to have a child! "

~ The End ? ~