Authors Note:

Dear reader,

I would say thank you for reading this book but of course you're reading this book. Who wouldn't I'm brilliant, handsome, cunning, very important, and filthy rich. There have been many people who have interviewed scar head. Why might you ask? I have no idea. He's really not that interesting. However that being said the public is dying to know more about him. So who better to tell you than I Draco Malfoy. I go to school with him so I'd know him better than some reporter. I can tell you about the REAL Harry Potter. Not some ass kiss glorified version because we all know those exist.

You're Welcome,

Draco Malfoy