It had been months since I enlisted, but it had felt like a day. I was already being deployed to Ia Drang. I got into a Huey and put on my helmet.
Spongebob: Patrick, are you good?
Patrick: Never been better.
SpongeBob: I'm worried.
Squidward (frustrated) : I thought going to war would mean getting away from you, but it didn't.
SpongeBob: Squidward? What are you doing here?
Squidward: Trying to get away from you.
Soldier: Hey, can you all stop that?!
Spongebob: Sorry.
(AK-47 Ammo start going in their direction)
Spongebob: This is it!
(They get out of the Huey)
Spongebob: Take this you communist cunts!
(Spongebob empties his mag and hits 3 vietcong soldiers)
Patrick: I got one!
(Patrick uses his M60 to shoot a sniper hidden in a tree)
Squidward: This is barnacles, they didn't train me for this!
Spongebob: No turning back now!
(Mortars explode everywhere, killing a few soldiers)
Spongebob: Where in the hell are those reinforcements?!
(Spongebob kills a few more VC)
Patrick:They're retreating!
Spongebob: That's right you communist pieces of shit!