It had been months since I enlisted, but it had felt like a day. I was already being deployed to Ia Drang. I got into a Huey and put on my helmet.

Spongebob: Patrick, are you good?

Patrick: Never been better.

SpongeBob: I'm worried.

Squidward (frustrated) : I thought going to war would mean getting away from you, but it didn't.

SpongeBob: Squidward? What are you doing here?

Squidward: Trying to get away from you.

Soldier: Hey, can you all stop that?!

Spongebob: Sorry.

(AK-47 Ammo start going in their direction)

Spongebob: This is it!

(They get out of the Huey)

Spongebob: Take this you communist cunts!

(Spongebob empties his mag and hits 3 vietcong soldiers)

Patrick: I got one!

(Patrick uses his M60 to shoot a sniper hidden in a tree)

Squidward: This is barnacles, they didn't train me for this!

Spongebob: No turning back now!

(Mortars explode everywhere, killing a few soldiers)

Spongebob: Where in the hell are those reinforcements?!

(Spongebob kills a few more VC)

Patrick:They're retreating!

Spongebob: That's right you communist pieces of shit!