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(Author's Note: I wrote this out of boredom one day, while I'm a fan of the show, Friends, I didn't watch the spin-off show, Joey, I've only seen the last episode, which is what inspired me to write this, it might not be perfect, but here it is).


Friends: The One With The Real Series Finale of Joey.

Joey is in the living room with Alex, Michael, Jimmy, Gina, Howard, and Bobbie.

Joey - You people are the best, there is nothing that could make this moment any better.

Director (off screen) - Annnd Cut! Print that!

The living room is actually a tv show set, everyone gets up, and they begin to leave, crew members begin their usual routine, Joey walks over to the director.

Assistant - Great job, everybody! Now break down the set!

Joey - How was that?

Director - Joey, baby! That was a great ending right there!

Joey - Thanks. You think season three will be better?

Director - Slow down, Cowboy. First things first, we'll see how the ratings do, and then come the fall season, we'll see if there will be a season three for us.

Joey - You think instead of another season, they'll probably cancel us?

Director - You never know with these guys, they could give it to us, or they can give us the boot. I personally think we'll get picked up again.

Joey - Aside from that, what do you think about a possible movie project?

Director - You're a genius, Joey, a real genius. We'll do lunch, see ya soon.

The director leaves, walking away with his assistant.

Director - Poor guy, I don't have the guts to tell him we got canned.

Assistant - When are we gonna break the news to everyone?

Director - Simple. At the wrap party.

Joey walks over to his friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel, who were watching the filming of the episode.

Joey - What did you guys think?

Ross - Umm.

Monica - It's uh.

Rachel - Kind of.

Chandler - I can't tell him.

He turns to Phoebe.

Chandler - Phoebe, you tell him.

Phoebe - Fine.

She turns to Joey.

Phoebe - Your show sucks.

Joey - It does?

Rachel - No, sweetie, it's just...

Monica - It could be funnier.

Ross - I agree, even funnier than Chandler.

Chandler - What?

Ross (whispering) - I'm trying to cheer him up.

Joey - Chandler, do you think my show could be funnier?

Chandler - Excuse me, I'm gonna go use the little Chandler's room.

Chandler runs off to the bathroom.

Joey - I knew it.

He sits down in the directors chair.

Monica - It'll be okay, after all, two seasons is a long run.

Joey - I should've asked for creative control, but those donuts tasted so good.

Phoebe - I know the feeling, those horrible, tasty, delicious things.

Joey - Plus, it didn't help that this woman I was hitting on was the head writer's girlfriend.

Ross - Don't worry, you got your movie roles coming up, and the success of this show could lead you to another show, things are looking up for you, Joey.

Joey - Thanks for your encouragement, Ross.

Ross - It's what I do best, encourage those with potential.

Rachel - No you don't, you teach college students.

Ross - I do have a PhD, what do you have?

Rachel - Watch it, Geller.

Monica - Will you two stop it! All these years later and you still fight like a couple.

Rachel - He started it.

Ross - Did I?

Joey - Umm, Guys?

Ross - Sorry about that, Joe.

He clears his voice.

Ross - As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. You should be proud of your work, so don't be down on yourself, Joey, you never know when your next success will arrive.

Joey - You're right, Ross. Things will be better. After all, I'm Joseph Francis Tribbiani Jr., I'm the Man with a Plan.

Grumbling is heard, it's coming from Joey.

Joey - And a hole in his stomach, Let's go get lunch, I'm starving.

He gets up from the chair.

Phoebe - The Joey Special?

He smiles.

Joey - You know me too well.

Phoebe - Don't forget, I want Matt LeBlanc's autograph.

Joey - I'll ask him when I see him, after all, I was his stuntman. Who do you think did most of the work on Lost in Space?

Monica - Where's Chandler?

Janice (off screen) - Oh my God!

Chandler is heard screaming, and is running back to the others.

Chandler - You-know-Who is in the building, run!

He grabs Monica by the hand, and they run off.

Phoebe - We got to go!

Joey - Where?!

Phoebe - Mike and the kids should be outside waiting for us!

Phoebe and Joey run off, leaving Ross and Rachel alone.

Ross - I'm out of here.

Rachel - Ross, don't you even dare.

Ross - What ever do you mean?

Rachel - Don't you do it.

Ross - We're on a break, I'm doing what I want. See ya.

He jogs away.

Rachel - Ross Eustace Geller, you get back here this instant!

Crew Member (off screen) - Cut the lights!

Most of the lights turns off, leaving Rachel in the dark.

Rachel - Grrr, ridiculous.

A noise is heard in the dark, she gets frightened and screams.

Rachel - Don't you leave me here in the dark!

She runs off the set.

The End.


(Author's Note: What do you think? Let me know).