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(Author's Note: I wrote this out of boredom one day, while I'm a fan of the show, Friends, I didn't watch the spin-off show, Joey, I've only seen the last episode, which is what inspired me to write this, it might not be perfect, but here it is).
Friends: The One With The Real Series Finale of Joey.
Joey is in the living room with Alex, Michael, Jimmy, Gina, Howard, and Bobbie.
Joey - You people are the best, there is nothing that could make this moment any better.
Director (off screen) - Annnd Cut! Print that!
The living room is actually a tv show set, everyone gets up, and they begin to leave, crew members begin their usual routine, Joey walks over to the director.
Assistant - Great job, everybody! Now break down the set!
Joey - How was that?
Director - Joey, baby! That was a great ending right there!
Joey - Thanks. You think season three will be better?
Director - Slow down, Cowboy. First things first, we'll see how the ratings do, and then come the fall season, we'll see if there will be a season three for us.
Joey - You think instead of another season, they'll probably cancel us?
Director - You never know with these guys, they could give it to us, or they can give us the boot. I personally think we'll get picked up again.
Joey - Aside from that, what do you think about a possible movie project?
Director - You're a genius, Joey, a real genius. We'll do lunch, see ya soon.
The director leaves, walking away with his assistant.
Director - Poor guy, I don't have the guts to tell him we got canned.
Assistant - When are we gonna break the news to everyone?
Director - Simple. At the wrap party.
Joey walks over to his friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel, who were watching the filming of the episode.
Joey - What did you guys think?
Ross - Umm.
Monica - It's uh.
Rachel - Kind of.
Chandler - I can't tell him.
He turns to Phoebe.
Chandler - Phoebe, you tell him.
Phoebe - Fine.
She turns to Joey.
Phoebe - Your show sucks.
Joey - It does?
Rachel - No, sweetie, it's just...
Monica - It could be funnier.
Ross - I agree, even funnier than Chandler.
Chandler - What?
Ross (whispering) - I'm trying to cheer him up.
Joey - Chandler, do you think my show could be funnier?
Chandler - Excuse me, I'm gonna go use the little Chandler's room.
Chandler runs off to the bathroom.
Joey - I knew it.
He sits down in the directors chair.
Monica - It'll be okay, after all, two seasons is a long run.
Joey - I should've asked for creative control, but those donuts tasted so good.
Phoebe - I know the feeling, those horrible, tasty, delicious things.
Joey - Plus, it didn't help that this woman I was hitting on was the head writer's girlfriend.
Ross - Don't worry, you got your movie roles coming up, and the success of this show could lead you to another show, things are looking up for you, Joey.
Joey - Thanks for your encouragement, Ross.
Ross - It's what I do best, encourage those with potential.
Rachel - No you don't, you teach college students.
Ross - I do have a PhD, what do you have?
Rachel - Watch it, Geller.
Monica - Will you two stop it! All these years later and you still fight like a couple.
Rachel - He started it.
Ross - Did I?
Joey - Umm, Guys?
Ross - Sorry about that, Joe.
He clears his voice.
Ross - As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. You should be proud of your work, so don't be down on yourself, Joey, you never know when your next success will arrive.
Joey - You're right, Ross. Things will be better. After all, I'm Joseph Francis Tribbiani Jr., I'm the Man with a Plan.
Grumbling is heard, it's coming from Joey.
Joey - And a hole in his stomach, Let's go get lunch, I'm starving.
He gets up from the chair.
Phoebe - The Joey Special?
He smiles.
Joey - You know me too well.
Phoebe - Don't forget, I want Matt LeBlanc's autograph.
Joey - I'll ask him when I see him, after all, I was his stuntman. Who do you think did most of the work on Lost in Space?
Monica - Where's Chandler?
Janice (off screen) - Oh my God!
Chandler is heard screaming, and is running back to the others.
Chandler - You-know-Who is in the building, run!
He grabs Monica by the hand, and they run off.
Phoebe - We got to go!
Joey - Where?!
Phoebe - Mike and the kids should be outside waiting for us!
Phoebe and Joey run off, leaving Ross and Rachel alone.
Ross - I'm out of here.
Rachel - Ross, don't you even dare.
Ross - What ever do you mean?
Rachel - Don't you do it.
Ross - We're on a break, I'm doing what I want. See ya.
He jogs away.
Rachel - Ross Eustace Geller, you get back here this instant!
Crew Member (off screen) - Cut the lights!
Most of the lights turns off, leaving Rachel in the dark.
Rachel - Grrr, ridiculous.
A noise is heard in the dark, she gets frightened and screams.
Rachel - Don't you leave me here in the dark!
She runs off the set.
The End.
(Author's Note: What do you think? Let me know).