"This next song is about the alphabet eating foods," said Dewey. "It's called E Eats Everything." The kids started playing the instruments as Dewey began to sing. The girls called each letter with him as he said them.

A hardly has an appetite
And pokes at food too long
And
B can barely bother
Because all the food is wrong
C likes only candy
And chocolate by the box
D is just disinteresed
In anything you've got

Dewey began to sing the chorus without the girls.

But E eats everything
Yeah,
E eats everything
E eats everything
Yeah,
E eats everything

So toss it on a plastic plate
Or stick it with a fork
Serve it with a shovel
Or serve it on a spork

Yeah, E eats everything
Yeah,
E eats everything

Zack started an electric guitar solo and the girls clapped after the solo and began the next verse with Dewey.

F is far too fussy
And only eats with fancy wine
G eats only gourmet
But never can decide
H burns food so horrible
All
I tastes is smoke
J just likes drinking juice
And
K drinks only soda

Dewey began to sing the chorus again.

But E eats everything
Yeah,
E eats everything

He started to begin the bridge.

E is eating in a moving car
E is eating upside down
E is eating on a spaceship
E is eating off the ground

The girls joined in again.

L and M and N and P
Won't start 'til O arrives
Q
and R and S and T
Are wearing clothes much too tight
U and V and W
Are worn out from this song
And
X and Y just will not share
And will not get along

Dewey began to sing the chorus again and then it was time for the last part.

But look out now, here it comes
That final letter
Z
Now Z's not like the other letters
Z's only eating Es
Yeah,
Z eats Es
Yeah,
Z eats Es
Z eats Es
Yeah,
Z eats Es

Zack started the same guitar solo as before and the song ended and the audience clapped.