ONE DAY TWO ANNOYING GIRLS WERE PLAYING BY A POND SUPER BORED THEN A CARROT CAME

Carrrot: IM GOING TO KIDDNAP BOTH OF YOU!

SAMUEL WAS A FEW INCHES AWAY FROM THEM

Brenda: Why don't you kidnap him too?

Serena:Yeah he is also annoying

Samuel: IM THE LEADER OF CARROTS!

CARROT BOWED DOWN TO HIM

Brenda: Wow what a twist...

Samuel: YOU GIRLS ARE COMING WITH US!

Carrot: ME AND MY MASTER ARE GOING TO TURN YOU INTO CARROTS!

Serena:NOOO WE ARE BEAUTIFUL LIKE THIS

SAMUEL: AND THEN WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Carrot and samuel: MWAHAHAHAHHAMWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brenda: Called it!

Samuel: NOW COME WITH US!

Serena:I don't want u two taking over the world

Brenda: YEAH IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE!

Serena:WORST THAN PRESIDENT TRUMP

Samuel: Yea thats the reason we want to take over the world

Carrot: DID YOU KNOW DONALD TRUMP IS A CARROT THAT'S WHY HE'S SO ORANGE!

Serena:YOUR RULES ARE IF I LIKE THEM THEN U TWO CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Samuel: Rule number one is that you gotta have fun but baby when your done you gotta be the first to run

Serena:DONT SAY THE WORD BABY

Carrot: Rule number two just don't get attach too somebody you can lose so le-lemme tell you

Brenda: BABY BABY BABY OH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NO!

Serena:WHATS UP WITH THE WORD BABY NOW ISNT IT LIKE A CUTE NAME FOR A GIRL

Brenda: Baby BABY BABY OH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NO! THE JUSTIN BEVIER SONG!

Samuel and Carrot; THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER BOYS THEY LIKE A LITTLE DANGER WE'LL GET EM FALLING FOR A STRANGER A PLAYER SINGING I L-LOVE YOU

Serena:I MEANT LIKE WHEN SAMUEL SAID RULE ONE HE SAID BABY AND U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BABY U KNOW IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE DATING THE DDUDE SAYS "HEY BABY WANNA GO OUT" LIKE THAT

Brenda: WAIT SAMUEL YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH SERENA?!

Serena:NO I DIDNT SAY THAT HE ASKED ME OUT

Samuel: Well...SERENA WHEN YOU BECOME A CARROT PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME

Serena:UH NO NEVER EVEN THOUGH I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR BUT NOOOOOOO

Carrot: Rule number three wear your heart on your cheek but never on your sleeve unless you wanna taste defeat

Samuel:...Then you'll go out with my hair?

Serena:NO I DONT WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOUR HAIR THATS REALLY WIERD

Carrot: Rule number four gotta be lookin' pure kiss em goodbye at the door and leave him wanting more more

Samuel: AWW...but when i make you a carrot i'll force you to go out with me

Serena:IM NOT KISSING ANYONE TODAY :I AM NOT GETTING FORCED ESPECIALLY . BY U

Brenda: YEAH CARROT STOP COPYING THE RULES FROM HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER! THAT COPYRIGHT!

Serena:YEAH STUPID CARROT

Samuel: GET THE GIRLS CARROT WE'RE MAKING EM CARROTS!

Serena:HEY LOOK A GIRL WITH CAT EARS TAKE HER INSTEAD AND SAMUEL CAN GO OUT WITH HER

Samuel: NO! MY HEART IS SET ON YOU SERENA! He caresses her cheek

Serena:STOP IT U FREAK ALSO I HATE U AND CARROTS

Carrot: THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEART BREAKER BOYS THEY LIKE A LITTLE DANGER WE'LL GET EM FALLING FOR A STRANGER A PLAYER SINGING I L-LOVE YOU

SAMUEL TRIES TO GRAB SERENA'S HAND BUT SHE SNACHES IT AWAY FROM HIM

Serena:STUPID CARROT STOP SINGING THE HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER SONG I SING IT BETTER THAN U

Carrot: NO ITS NOT HOW TO BE A HEART BREAKER ITS THE RULES FOR WHEN CARROTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Brenda: WELL THEY WONT NOT UNDER MY WATCH!

Samuel: WHERE'S YOUR WATCH HUH?!

Serena:Yeah sure like u ever a made A list of your rules

THE CARROT TRIED TO GRAB BRENDA AND KIDNAP HER SAME THING FOR SERENA BUT THEY RAN AWAY

Serena:FREEDOM

Samuel: COME BACK HERE MY FUTURE WIFE!

Serena:EWWWWW

Brenda: CUTE!~

Serena:NO ITS NOT CUTE

Carrot to Brenda: COME BACK HERE MY FUTRUE WIFE!

Brenda: EWWWWW

Serena:CUTE!~

Brenda: NO ITS NOT CUTE

THEY HID IN A PETTING ZOO

THEY HID BEHIND A CAGE FULL OF RABBITS

Samuel: WHISTLES YOOHOO! WHERE ARE YOU BABE!?

Serena *whispers*:So we are going to hide here our whole lives

Brenda:No looks at rabbits I have an idea

Serena:Wait rabbits love carrots:But do rabbits like a guy with nice hair

Brenda; We're about to find out BRENDA OPENED THE CAGE FULL OF RABBITS THEY ATTACKED SAMUEL AND CARROT

Brenda: NOW LETS RUN!

Serena:Ok

THEY RAN TO THE LIBRARY Librarian: SHHHH!

Serena:WE ARE TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM SOME FREAKS

Libaren: I DONT CARE NOW SHUT UP

THEY HID BEHIND A BOOKCASE

Serena:WE ARE TRYING TO PICK OUT A BOOK CALLED HOW TO RUN AWAY FROM FREAKS T

Libaren: Thats in the how to run away from freaks section

Serena:THANKS

SAMUEL WALKED IN

Samuel: Have you seen a beautiful girl and an old hag?

Libaren: MARRY ME!

Serena:LOOK BRENDA HE IS DISTRACTED

Samuel: I'm looking for my bride...

FANGIRLS: IM YOUR BRIDE! no I AM! YOUR SOOO HOT! MARRY ME! HAVE MAGIC WITH ME! I LOVE YOUR HAIR

Brenda to Serena ; Looks like he is lets go...

Serena:LETS FIND THE BOOK

SERENA SAW A BROWN UGLY BOOK THAT SAID GET AWAY CREEPS a book to learn how to get away from freaks

Brenda: Did you find it?!

Serena:A BROWN UGLY BOOK THAT SAID GET AWAY FROM CREEPS a book to learn how to get away from freaks

Brenda: Sounds like the one NOW LETS GO!

Serena:K

THEY RAN BUT THEY NOTICED THE CARROT WAS NOT WITH SAMUEL HE STOOD IN FRONT OF THEM NOT LETTING THEM RUN AWAY Carrot: COME WITH ME!

Serena:NO TAKE BRENDA INSTEAD

Brenda: SERENA!

SERENA:What it's true

Carrot: IMMA TAKE BOTH OF YA! HE TOOK OUT KNIFE

Serena :OH WELL JUST KILL ME ALREADY GET MARRIED WITH BRENDA

Carrot; I NEED BOTH OF YOU ALIVE ALSO I CANT KILL YOU SERENA YOUR MASTER SAMUELS GIRLFRIEND!

SERENA:OH SO HE TOLD A LIE TO THE WORLD

Carrot: COME WITH ME OR ELSE!

Brenda: Or else what?

Serena:OR WHAT U SAID U CANT KILL

Carrot: I-I'LL ummm HURT YOU!

Serena:YEAH SURE U WOULD

Carrot: Uhhh JUST COME WITH ME!

Serena:UHHH NOO NOT WITH A CARROT LIKE U

CARROTS GRABS SERENA BY THE WAIST Carrot whispers in her ear: Your coming with me whether you like it or not

SERENA:LEAVE ME ALONE CARROT I TOLD U TO TAKE BREND

BRENDA WAS GONE CARROT LETS GO OF SERENA Carrot: W-where is my wife?!

GRABS SERENA BY NECK Carrot: You must know...

Serena:SHE PROBABLY WENT WITH HER OTHER BOYFRIEND CARROT

Carrot: S-SHE'S CHEATING ON ME! that b%# &

Serena:THATS NOT SOMETHING NICE TO CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE

BRENDA WAS BEHIND HIM WITH A BUNCH OF BUNNIES AROUND HER

Brenda: ATTACK!

Serena :COOL BUNNIES

Brenda: SERENA LETS G-

Samuel: You two aren't going anywhere HE PULLS KNIFE TO BRENDA'S NECK

SERENA:KILL ME INSTEAD IM "OLDER"THAN HER ALSO I DONT WANT TO MARRY U

Samuel: I know thats a lie...Come with me and no one gets hurt

Serena:IM NOT COMING WITH U

Samuel: YOU WILL OR I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!

Serena:WELL FINE ILL COME WITH U

Samuel: smiles Good...

THEY WALKED TO A CAVE FULL OF EVIL CARROTS

Carrots bows: MASTER SAMUEL!

Serena:U MEAN MASTER BLEH

THE CARROTS LOOKED ANGRILY AT SERENA

Carrot 1: WE SHOULD KILL HER!

Carrot 2: And bathe in her blood

Samuel: Don't say such things she's my future wife

Carrots gasp

Serena:THAT WAS MY CHANCE. TO DIE

Samuel: Carrot 1 take them to their room

Carrot 1: Yes master samuel bows

Serena:So we have rooms already

Carrot 1: This cave is not only a cave but a palace for master samuel

Serena:SPOILED DUMB BRAT

Carrot 1: DONT CALL HIM THAT HE IS A WONDERFUL MAN!

Serena:YEAH RIGHT

Brenda to carrot 1: I think you need to get your eyes cheacked

Serena:YES U DO CARROT

they arrive at a pink room

Carrot 1: We are here..

Serena:BLEH WAY TO MUCH PINK

Brenda: ITS BLINDING ME!

Serena:CHANGE THE COLor TO SOMETHING ELSE PLS

CARROT 1 PUSHES THEM INSIDE

AND LOCKS THE DOOR

Serena:WELL IM GOING TO DIE OF BRIGHT NESS

Brenda: Ugh IMMA BARF

THEY SEE TWO WEDDING DRESSES SITTING ON A BED

Serena:MEH TOO WHY DO THEY NEED US ITS NIGHT TIME I WATCH TV AT THIS TIME

Brenda: Oh no...Wedding dress...

Serena:WHAT WEDDING DRESSES:PLEASE DONT TELL ME WE ARE GETTING FORCE MARRIED

SAMUEL COMES IN

Samuel; Both of you are getting married...

Serena:WITH WHO

Samuel: ME!

Brenda: Wait...The two of us married to you...?

Samuel: I think the other carrot is dead sooo YEAH!

Serena:HOW ABOUT JUST BRENDA TO U

Brenda:SERENA!

Serena:ME AND HIM DONT BELONG TOGETHER ALSO WE BOTH ARE MARRYING HIM AND THATS WIERD

Samuel To Serena: No...PUTS HAIR BEHIND EAR I love you more

Serena:I would rather marry someone I love and not forced marry also I hate u Samuel

Samuel: Grabs Serena's face You will learn how to love me I don't care if it take 100 years you will LOVE ME!

Brenda: woah...thats intense but why marry me?

Serena:I WILL NEVER LOVE U TAKE BRENDA

Samuel:I'm marring you Brenda just in case Serena dies...

Serena:Oh I hope I die before marring u

Samuel: rolls eyes Now put on your wedding dresses the wedding is at midnight

Serena:the Wedding dresses are ugly there all white

Brenda: And aren't we too young to marry?

Samuel: Us carrots don't follow the rules...

Serena:That too also tomorrow at school I have to serve detention

Brenda: WHAT DID YOU DO SERENA?!...did you break a bench again?

SERENA:That and I started a conversation about hi high and the drunk high

Brenda: Right...

Samuel: Now change we can't waste time

Serena :Did Samuel leave yet

Brenda: Nope...Also Samuel are you gonna watch us change?

Serena :Then you'll be a pervert watching us

Samuel:...Yes...Because if I leave you would figure out a way to escape

Serena:Then I won't change until u leave

Brenda To Samuel: EWWW YOU PEEPING TOM!

Samuel: You two better change NOW

Serena:Until u leave

Samuel To Serena : Do you want me to change you into your clothes...?

Serena :No then it would be worst how about I get married like this

Samuel: Nope! Imma change ya if you don't change into your wedding dress now

Serena:Is there a bathroom

Samuel: Your changing in here NO

Serena:Give meh sometime to look how to put it on

Samuel: Fine...Now brenda are you gonna change

Serena:This dress is ugly

Brenda To samuel: uhhhh...W-Well i don't feel comfortable changing infront of a boy s-so...

Samuel: Your wearing it anyway Serena

Serena:This is very white I hate it

Samuel: And Brenda start changing Serena our making me angry put the freaking dress on!

Serena :If u really want to see girls change go to the Strip club

Samuel;Serena do you want me to take off your clothes and put you in that wedding dress?!

Serena:No I'll put it on my self

Samuel: Good...turns to brenda Why isn't your wedding dress on?

Serena:Where is the stupid head hole

Brenda: uhhh...W-well This is uhhh the wedding dresss is broken?

Samuel: How is it broken?

Serena:Mine is to

Brenda: I-I don't know...b-but it is

SAMUEL WENT TO BRENDA AND STARTED TO TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF Brenda: tries to push him G-GET OFF!

Serena:Such a pervert

Samuel: Since you won't do it your self...TAKES OFF HER SHIRT

Brends: covers chest O-OKAY I'LL DO IT MYSELF NOW!

Serena turns around covering her face and said :Do u have to do that now Samuel

Samuel: rolls eyes Now Serena is the dress still "broken"?

Serena:Well I can't find the head hole

Samuel: grabs dress and rips it making a head hole There you go now change!

Serena:Now there are two holes SAMUEL U MADE THE DRESS WORST

Samuel:PUT IT ON!

Serena:fine" *then she put the dress over her clothes*

Samuel: Are you both done?

Serena:Yeah I just lost my other clothes

Brenda: I-I'm done to...

Samuel: Now I'm gonna be here till its midnight so are you two

Serena:What are we going to do in this ugly barf room

Samuel: Turn you two into carrots

Brenda: BUT CARROTS ARE DISGUSTING!

Serena :NOOOOOO I HATE CARROTS

Samuel: I'm just gonna paint you guys orange: And your hair into green

Serena:Eww then your lips would be orange

Samuel: Exactly Now who wants to go first?

Serena:What do u mean first

Samuel; Who to paint first?

Serena:Brenda

Brenda: NO NOT ME!

Samuel: OK Brenda it is

Brenda: WAIT our whole body orange...?

Samuel: YEP

Serena:SUCH A PERVERT

Brenda: C-CAN WE PAINT OURSELVES PLEASEE?!

Serena:Yeah

Samuel; F-fine I need to get ready too anyway the bathroom is on the right DONT BREAK THE WINDOW TO ESCAPE!

serena:k

SAMUEL LEAVES Brenda: OK LETS BREAK THE WINDOW TO GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!

Serena:If it doesn't work we can read the book

Brenda: PERFECT IDEA TO THE BATHROOM!

THEY RAN TO THE BATHROOM

WITH THE BOOK

Serena:Well we are in the bathroom

BRENDA KICKS THE WINDOW(dont try this at home kids) Brenda: OWWW THAT WAS STUPID!

Serena:Do u fit

Brenda; Maybe...BUT LUCKILY WE AREN'T FAT!

Serena:U go first

Brenda: RIGHT but it isn't broken yet i only made a dent PUNCHES THE WINDOW Brenda: OWW AGAIN STUPID!

Serena:If u get stuck Samuel can slap your butt all he wants

Brenda: If you get stuck he can slap your butt too

Serena: I doubt it also are u getting out

Brenda: IT'S NOT BROKEN YET! WAHHH You try to break it...

Serena:Ok ". *USES BOOK TO BREAK IT*

IT BROKE

Brenda: H-how...is that even possible...

Serena:Now get out Brenda

BRENDA CLIMBED IN THE WINDOW BUT HER BUTT DOWN COULDN'T GET IN

Brenda: PUSH MY BUTT SERENA!

SERENA:Well Brenda you're getting your butt slapped

Brenda: PUSH THE FREAKIN BUTT!

SERENA:Also I'm not going to push your your buTT. Fine I'll kick it with my foot *kicks Brenda's butt*

Brenda: OWW SHE FINALLY GOT OUT OF THE WINDOW

Brenda: my head... NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!

Serena:GOT OUT AND SHE DIDNT GET STUCK

FOOTSTEPS WERE COMING THEY'RE WAY

Brenda: Serena something is coming.

The footsteps were coming closer

Brenda: Oh shit

They hid in a near by bush

Carrot 2: They're Not here Master Ble-I mean Samuel

Samuel: They couldn't have gotten far Look for them

CARROT TWO UNZIPPED HIS PANTS

Samuel: What are YOU DOING?!

Carrot 2: There's no bathroom soo...

Samuel: FINE! When you are done look for them

SAMUEL LEFT THEN CARROT TWO STARTED PEEING ON THE BUSH

Carrot went on for a while

BRENDA and SERENA WERE DISGUSTED AND CLOSED THERE EYES WHAT THEY DIDNT KNOW WAS THE PEE WASNT HITTING THEM phew

Carrot 2: What the hec- HE LOOKED AT THE BUSH AND SAW Serena AND BRENDA

Carrot 2: AHHHHHH!

Serena:It's all BRENDA'S fault

Brenda: UHH RUN! RUN!

CARROT 2 GOT WALKIE TALKIE OUT OF HIS BUTT

Carrot 2: TELL MASTER SAMUEL I FOUND HIS BRIDES!

Serena and Brenda ran

WHEN CARROT 2 LOOKED BACK AT THE BUSH THEY WERE GONE

Carrot 1: I FOUND THEM!

Carrot 2: RUN AFTER THEM!

Serena:I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED

Brenda ToSerena: WE GOTTA RUN FAR

THEY ARRIVED AT A CLIFF A RIVER WAS BENEATH BUT IT WAS TO HIGH UP

Brenda: A dead end...

SERENA:It's either jump and maybe live or get married BUT I NEED TO LIVE TO SERVE DETENTIONTION U ALSO HAVE DETENTION

Brenda: Jumps LIVING FOR DETENTION!

SERENA also jumps

BRENDA GOT A BIG BUMP ON HER FOREHEAD BECAUSE SHE BUMPED INTO A ROCK SERENA'S FOOT GOT STUCK IN A ROCK SO SHE HAS ONE SHOE SHE ALSO GOT HURT ON THAT BAREFOOT BECAUSE SHE HAD NO SOCK

THEY LANDED ASHORE

Serena:I got no shoe well mine isn't noticeable like your bump

Brenda: It hurts A LOT! but we still need to run

THEY RAN BACK TO TOWN THIS TIME NO CARROTS OR SAMUEL FOLLOWING THEM

Serena:Let's go to Kaycees house

Brenda: Yeah they won't find us there!

THEY RAN TO KAYCEES HOUSE

SERENA:If she doesn't answer will break her window

Brenda: Good plan!

THEY KICKED THE DOOR

Serena:Well I'm watching tv

Brenda: IMMA EAT!

KAYCEE WALKED IN Kaycee: W-WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?!