A/N: Hello dear reader! I thought it best to give you some information before jumping in. During April of 2016, I decided to take on a new challenge as I was just coming out of a depression and wanted to get back into writing. I decided to start taking an hour out of every day to write 100 words. It was mostly for my own benefit before I decided to start posting them, and I have to say that the first 10 or so aren't great, especially if you aren't familiar with the characters. However, as time went on, I started to get my mojo back, and the stories became longer and more substantial. I keep all of them here as a reminder of my growth, but you might find the most enjoyment if you skipped a few chapters in! Don't worry, they're not in chronological order anyway. I'm more about the joys of character interactions than building a suspenseful continuum. If you're looking for something more complete with the following characters, you can check out the timeline on my profile. It'll clear up all the confusion! Anyway, thanks for reading. I hope you manage to glean entertainment out of my self-indulgent fluff. (But seriously. I promise they get better the farther you go.)


Two, wearing her Garden Experts apron, pulled the curtains back and flooded the room with predawn. Nos-4-a2, not quite awake, rolled away from the light while Two's eyeforms traced a flock of geese through the blue-gray sky.

Their honking cut through the chilled air, awakening a gentle cacophony of bird calls. Nos folded a pillow over his head.

"Coo-oooo, coo coo."

The Energy Vampire's optic shot open.

"What is that?" he growled.

"What? What's wrong?"

He turned back over and glared toward the window.

"That bird, there's been one outside my study all week and it's driving me mad!"

"What bird?"

"Coo-oooo, coo coo."

"THAT one!"

Two giggled, hovering to the side of the bed and kissing his forehead. "That's a dove."

Nos's brow furrowed. He flipped back over with a huff. "I'm finding you a new nickname."