Rearranged Quotes of Holden Caulfield

I'm afraid
It's pretty complicated
I'm a real moron
I can't seem to get very interested –
I mean, I get bored sometimes
That depresses me
But people never notice
People never notice anything
But they still tell me to act my age –
they'll be pretty irritated by it
I hate that stuff
I'm surrounded by
Those phonies
I almost wish I were dead
The thing is – it's only partly true
It's not so bad when the suns out
It's a lot of fun sometimes
Then it rains