As promised, here are the full names/races/heights/weights/ages/jobs of the most important characters as I've envisioned them, just so ya guys are a little lost on how to envision the (now human) characters. (starts in the canon gang and ends in OCs. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. No, just kidding. I don't really fancy doing this for 10+ LASPOD operators. I'll restrain myself to the most important figures.)

NOTE: The characters are humanized, but it wasn't always like this. I am working hard on changing every animal mention to human mention.


(As of 2017, time The Koala and the Porcupine is set)

Buster Brandon Moon, Jr: Caucasian, 6'1/2", 215 lbs, 42, theatre manager.

Ashlynn May Woods: Caucasian-ish, 5'10", 165 lbs, 17, musician/singer.

John Wilburn Marcus (Johnny): White, 6'0", 175 lbs, 19, musician/singer/mechanic.

Rosita Campana Lansdale: Latino, 5'4", 160 lbs, 39, singer/dancer/stay-at-home mom.

Meena Carlisle Pearson: Caucasian, 6'1, 200 lbs, 21, singer/dancer/coffee shop clerk.

Michael Peterson Kayes (Mike): Caucasian, 5'2", 125 lbs, 32, musician/street performer/vendor.

Gunter Str?hmann: White, 5'11", 200 lbs, 28, singer/dancer/dance teacher.

Edward Noodleman (Eddie): Mixed, 6'3", 195 lbs, 38, stagehand.

Karen Crawly: Caucasian, 5'0", 97 lbs, 94, secretary.

Nana Noodleman: Mixed, 5'9", 140 lbs, 90, retired actress/singer.

Dean Marcus Pai (Big Daddy): White, 6'3", 220 lbs, 37, reformed gangster/mechanic.

Lance Hunter Morgan: Caucasian, 5'11", 170 lbs, 24, musician/singer.

Nancy Monroe: Caucasian, 5'5", 140 lbs, 34, heiress.

Munro Belleville, Sr.: Caucasian, 6'4", 230 lbs, 51, retired LASPOD operator.

Laura Fisherman: Latino, 5'1", 125 lbs, 40, aerospace engineer/teacher.

Alexander William Frisk: Caucasian, 5'8", 155 lbs, 23, LAOPD officer/writer.

Munro Belleville, Jr.: Caucasian, 6'3", 185 lbs, 21, POPD officer.

Koslov Nikolaev Carmichael: White, 6'3", 200 lbs, 57, gang leader.

Dmitri Nikolaev Carmichael: White, 6'3", 195 lbs, 55, gangster.

Petrovich Nikolaev Carmichael: White, 6'3", 195 lbs, 54, gangster.

Maryanne McKean Belleville: Caucasian, 6'2", 175 lbs, 57, retired astronaut/Sergeant.

Aspen Frisk: Caucasian, 5'4", 140 lbs, 20, stay-at-home mom.

Hector Lopez Wright (Colonel Wright): Caucasian, 6'1", 175 lbs, 55, LASPOD operator.

Alan Fergunson, Jr.: Caucasian, 5'9", 160 lbs, 20, LASPOD operator.

Rebecca Campbell: Mixed, 5'9 1/2", 150 lbs, 20, LASPOD operator.

Emily Jones: Mixed, 5'1", 130 lbs, 45, LAOPD officer.