A/N: Thank you for everyone who read! I hope I cracked you up! (:
Disclaimer: I do not own anything by John Green. I am but a lonely basement-dwelling virgin with too much time on their hands.
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*credits roll*
Puffgustus: So that's it?
Me: Yep. Pack it up. Show's over, buddy.
Hazy Vapes: Do you think you should go back and edit this a little? Maybe make some things clearer? That one dude seemed pretty pissed you funnied up his favorite book.
Me: It's satire, Hazy. I'm sure they'll understand I was going for a broad-overreaching anti-smoking theme rooted in cheap shock-value comedy.
Puffgustus: Yeah, yeah. I know. It's just some people might think you're making light of cancer or something.
Me: But his parody wasn't about cancer. It was making fun of smoking and the long term health reprocussions of—
Puffgustus: You know that. I know that. But are you sure they know that?
Hazy Vapes: He has a point, you know.
Me: E tu, Hazy?
Puffgustus: I need a cigarette.
Hazy: *squirts Puffgustus with water* BAD KITTY!
Puffgustus: *hissing noises*
Me: Alexa, play Ashes by Celine Dion.
Deadpool: Nice.