"Trac wtf" natan said. "U knew it was pikl all along!""

"I jsut wnated u 2 spend qualitity thyme 2gether so u culd figur it out 4 urselves! Communication is helthy prat of relatonship."

"Relationhip?" pikl ekoes.

"Uve known ech other 4 so long. U no tha rules n so do i. If ful comitment's what y'oure tinking of, u would't get thaat from enny oher gy!" trcy sad.

Natha n picl luk into ech oher's eyes. Ten maik pasionate kis.

"Im on so many druggs but i will nevr forget tis momment." pickl moans b4 passing ot"

Nahan cary him off 2 bed and tey taik gud nap 2gether.

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Mudfac at lunh wit dic nubble. Tlak abut piss planet. Put tha luv potion in hiz drink. Maturbate undar tha tabel becaus he is gros liek that.

Dik drinks from tha cupp. Imeditely effects beginn 2 hapen! Dik dies instantly.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRACEY YUO BIH!" Mude face crys in agony.

-FIN-