Chapter 2:

The next morning, Brak,Zorak, and his dad were outside the house with their bags and were ready to go camping to test their manliness. One the one hand Brak was filled with excitement to go camping while Zorak on the other hand wasn't thrilled about the idea. "Oh boy Zorak! Today's the big day for our manly camping trip to test our manliness!" Brak said enthusiastically, "Can you feel the excitement?" Zorak retorted, "No you only reason I'm going on this crappy trip is to show you two that I'm more manly than both of you boneheads."

"Oh really Zorak?" Brak's dad teased, "Well why don't we start our manly camping trip right now to see which one of us is a real man?"

Zorak shouted,"Not a bad idea old man!"

Brak's dad replied, "Alright then. Let the camping trip of manliness begin!" Brak was filled with excitement when the ultimate camping trip was about to begin. "Oh boy Zorak!" Brak said with joy, "I can't wait to camping! Nothing but hiking, singing campfire songs, and eat nothing but hot dogs,s'mores, and beans!" Zorak replied angrily, "Well I can't wait for this stupid camping trip to be over so I can show you bastards how manly I am!" "I can't wait to eat some delicious hot beans when we start camping at night!" Brak said. Zorak rudely replied, "I don't care about your stupid beans." Brak started singing the Beans, Beans the Musical Fruit song.

Bean, beans are good for your heart

The more you eat, the more you-

Before Brak could finish the song, Zorak interrupted and yelled at him, "SHUT UP!" "Ok."Brak said. "Enough with the chit-chat boys!" Brak's dad told him and Zorak, "Let's head inside the car with our bags and get away from civilization!" Brak was filled with joy as he said, "Oh boy! C'mon Zorak, let's begin our journey to manhood." " Just shut up and let's get this damn thing over with." Zorak retorted. So the boys went into the car with their bags and drove away from the house to begin their manly camping trip.