Finally got my first fanfic posted. I hope you all enjoy, review if you like. Blaze4Life!

Tallest Red and tallest Purple were both in distress. What they believed had made their lives easier had actually doomed the Irken Empire's future.

"What do we do?" Red screamed, "we banish him, we permanently cut communication and now this pops up!'

Purple is pacing the large podium in the Massive. "Okay, let's not panic, we know where he is. All we need to do is retrieve him."

"Don't panic! Don't panic! He is the freak of Irken technology! No sane soldier would go near him!" Red yelled, flexing is claws in frustration. Purple looked down at the numerous drones operating the Massive.

"Locate Unit-B8369C!' Purple barked. Red was in his massage chair nervously eating his snacks.

"Unit-B8369C located sir."

"Initiate contact."

The flat screen communicator descended from its holds in the ceiling. An Irken appeared on the screen in a matter of seconds. The glow of purple eyes shimmered as the connection was established.

"State your business," The Irken demanded.

"Invader Tak," Purple began, "I understand that you are one of our most well trained invaders."

'Oh! Yes my Tallest! I completed basic training and passed all manner of testing with flying colors sir!" Tak answered.

"Yes yes fascinating. But what I don't understand is why you are not one of our A-Units in Impending Doom II." Purple observed. Red was paying attention to every word, no longer munching on his chips and soda pop.

Tak's head drooped at the reminder of her lack of contribution to the plan. Purple showed his zipper like teeth in the classic Irken smile. Red caught on and was ready to do his part.

"Yes, I find this quite peculiar as well. Certainly there is a reason why our number one star pupil isn't doing her part." Red insisted.

"I really truly wish to take part sir, but, you see Zim was-"

"Wait, wait. Did you say Zim?" Red said in mock surprise. "Say no more my dear."

Tak abruptly replied with an inquisitive "Eh?"

"We can get you into Impending Doom II without the slightest problem; we only need Zim in custody and tried for sabotage." Purple explained still smiling.

"Say no more sirs. I am a bit incapacitated at the moment, but I do have a means to apprehend him."

Purple and Red turn to each other, then return to the screen grinning deviously.

"We're listening..."

And thats the end of the first chapter or prologue or whatever it's called. Anyway I'm gonna have the next chapter posted pretty soon.