DISCLAIOMER: I'm pretty sure I didn't write misfile. I don't really knjow who did but it isn'tme I swear! If you know who did please tell them that they have a webcomic going! (hint: his name could be john or edward or

So it's like te final thing of misfile and ash and emily and that guy with the white hair and five oclock shadow (you know the one who's and angle?) and an evil dude and a not evil dude are going to race to the death!

ANNOUNCER: YES YOU WILL be racing to DEATH! LOLOLOLO!

ASH le't do this!

everyone takes off at like 20 mph!

ASH: Pikachu, I chose you!

Ash sends out a pikachu! The pikachu uses thunderwave decreasing everyone elses speed by 15 mph!

ASH: HAHAH! At this rate I will get my rule free wish! Then I will no longer be a chick or whatever!

EMILY! Not if I can help it:

And emily launches a super missle from metroid and pikachu loses 100 HP!

PIKACHU: 250 HP left!

Not evil and angle guy pick up 20 mph.

EVIL: Now it's my turn and I draw swords of revealing light! Your attacks will not affect me for the next 3 turns! mwahahaha!

By the way, the evil guy has a mustache top hat monicle and is riding a mechanized unicycle! lolo!

Ash and Emily accelerate 20 mph!

RAMSIS (I looked it up!): My turn AYE?! Well it's ABOOT time YALL!

Ramsis casts firaga! ash loses 10 mph and 75 hp!

NOT EVIL: If i accelerate I'll gain the lead, but maybe I should trust in the heart of the cards instead?

Not evil does and draws the blue eyes white dragon and it does that breath thing and kills pikachu!

ASH: PIKACHU! I should have killed you whan I had the chance.

evil gains 20 mph

ASH: Mewtwo go!

MEWTWO: MEWTWO MEWtwomewtwo mewtwo!

Mewtwo mind crushses Emily to death!

ASH: That's for helping my math!

RAMSIS: My turn ARRR! And I cast ultima MI AMIGO!

Ash and not evil are both brought to zero mph! evil is not affected cause of light swords thing

Evil it looks like this race is between us!

RAMSIS: Yes, when I win I will do whatever it is I wanted to do in the comic MISFILE!

EVIL: Well I am going to TURN EVERY PS# INTO A WII! And I will also SCRATCH ALL YOUR CD'S!

RAMSIS: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ramsis freaks out so much that he creashes and dies!

NOT EVIL: We can still win if we work together!

ASH: Okay!

NOT EVIL AND ASH: FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

EVIL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And there's some kind of explosion I can't even begin to explain and evil dies or something.

Anyway ash and not evil win.

ASH I LOVE YOU! You are the one that I love and so I will chose to remain female to better have your children!

NOT EVIL: I get that a lot!

THe end!

TO BE CONTINUED?!