Hey everybody! It's Goboy007 with another story!

Man, there is not enough He is my Master stories on here, and NO KANOKON SECTION?! COME ON!

Anyway, since this franchise is not in Ultimate RPG, here is an alternate!

Um…that's all I really have to say about this story so…

This story is dedicated to: dcedie, Hourou shunketsu, and PaulXion

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HE IS MY MASTER!

And now I proudly present…

He is my Master RPG

Chapter 1: Preparing for Yakata

Izumi was heading towards the front door to get the mail. She can't even remember the last time Yoshitaka had mail because either Mitsuki or Anna would get it. As she opened the front door, she was surprised when the mailman suddenly showed up.

"AH!" Izumi moved back, thinking that someone was trying to scare her.

"Whoa!" The mailman also moved back. "Sorry, miss."

"No, that's okay; I'm just not used to this "mail" thing." Izumi said. "Is there a reason why you're at the door and not at the mailbox?" She didn't want to sound rude.

"Um…oh! Yes! There is an urgent letter here from…Mr. Yakata Yoshimura." He dug into his bag and pulled the letter out. The letter was unusual because it had happy face stickers all over the envelope.

"Oh…okay, thanks." Izumi took the letter, and closed the door, looking at all of the happy faces. "Wow, this guy must be gay." Izumi laughed to herself and called Yoshitaka.

"Hey Yoshitaka! You have some 'urgent mail' here!" Even though Izumi called, Yoshitaka was nowhere to be found. "Damnit, now I have to go look for him. By the way, where are Mitsuki and Anna?"

She spent probably 30 minutes looking for them all over the house, going into rooms that she didn't even know existed, and Yoshitaka's room where she found some…pictures. She finally looked out on the pond and found them, playing with the carp.

'There they are.' Izumi thought. She could see that Yoshitaka, Mitsuki, and Anna were playing tag around the pond. 'Heh, why would they play tag with him? He'll only try to grab them or lift up their skirts or something…'

But despite her thoughts, she saw that he was doing none of the things that she thought he would do. He was laughing and falling down, which made Izumi laugh.

Suddenly, she heard a creek behind her. She turned around to see a sight that she didn't want to see.

Yoshitaka just fell to the ground, trying to catch Anna.

'Man, she's a quick little girl…' Yoshitaka thought, smiling. Suddenly he heard a scream.

"AHHHHHHH!" Everyone looked to the top window, where Izumi was backing up, trying to get away from, you guessed it, Pochi.

"Ah, so there is onee-chan! I was wondering where she went!" Mitsuki said.

There was a problem for Izumi, however. Since she was so close to the window, when she backed up, she had nowhere to go; so she ended up going through the window to the ground.

"Izumi!" Yoshitaka yelled. He quickly ran to her side, checking if there were major injuries. "Izumi, are you okay? Did you break your leg or something?"

"Uh…I was only on the second floor." Izumi clarified. Yoshi looked up and saw that the busted window was very close to him.

"Oh."

"Oh, here. A letter came for you. The mailman said it was urgent." Izumi said, getting up and brushing off her uniform.

"What does it say?" Mitsuki asked.

Yoshitaka read through it. After he read it, his eyes got real big, a shocked (but happy) face came about, and his hands shook.

"Um…Yoshitaka-kun?" Anna was starting to get worried.

"YAKATA!" Yoshitaka screamed so loud that the maids (and Pochi) had to cover their ears.

"YOSHITAKA!" Izumi punched Yoshitaka, ending the scream fest. "We're right here!"

"I'm sorry, it's just…" Yoshitaka said happily. "Do you know who this is?"

"Uh…we didn't even read it yet." Izumi said.

Yoshitaka quickly showed them the letter. "This is from Yakata, my best friend from grade school. He's coming to live with us. It's been so long since we've seen each other…"

"Wow, Yoshitaka, I didn't know you swung that way!" Izumi laughed. Mitsuki, Anna, and Pochi laughed as well.

"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! To tell you the truth…" Yoshitaka took a long pause.

"What?" Izumi asked.

"…He was my only friend in grade school…." Now Izumi was sorry that she laughed.

"Your only friend?" Mitsuki asked, taking a hold of his shoulder to comfort him.

"Yeah. As you know, I don't really have any friends in high school except you guys. That's because everyone thinks that I'm this spoiled rich kid, and I am. But Yakata looked pass that. Man, the trouble we used to get in!"

"Oh no, not another pervert!" Izumi said, having doubts about this new person.

"Oh no, he's not a pervert. Usually I get us into the trouble and he gets us out."

"Sounds like a fun guy!" Mitsuki said happily.

"When will he be here?" Anna asked.

"In three days. Oh, and that reminds me…GET TO WORKING!" Yoshitaka's mood turned from happy to controlling.

"What did you say?!" Izumi said, ready to fight.

"THIS PLACE HAS TO LOOK IN TIP-TOP SHAPE FOR HIM, SO YOU GUYS NEED TO GET TO WORKING! I'll do some of the work, mostly my room, but you guys need to clean the house, make the garden nice, and…everything else! Except the carp, I'll do that. We have three days! Do I make myself clear?!"

"Yes, Master!" Mitsuki and Anna saluted.

"What?! Don't agree to that! If he's your guest, you should clean up!" Izumi exclaimed.

"Yeah, and that's what I hired maids for. I'll even pay you all double what I usually pay you all." Yoshitaka assured.

"Double huh...Okay, we'll do it. Besides, I'm curious on who this Yakata is."

"Great! Now, let's go!"

"HAI!" Mitsuki, Pochi and Anna saluted Yoshi and ran off to do their chores. Izumi slowly followed.

"sigh, This will be a long three days…"

Well, that's it for Chapter 1! I hope you liked it! R & R! Also, take my poll on my profile! See ya in Chapter 2!