AN: Okay, so, this thought just popped into my head the other day while I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4. Long story short, I had been listening to Addams Family before I played the game, then I got into a high speed chase, accidentally blew up Michelle, and decided that this one shot should exist. So, here you go!

The lazy Sunday afternoon found Lucas in the kitchen, drying the last of the dishes from the day's lunch. The sounds of screaming from the living room didn't really concern him. After being engaged to Wednesday for eight months and living with her for six of those, he didn't find her hobbies exceedingly strange. Her brother had joined the couple for lunch, and now the two were in the other room.

"Stay down!"He heard his fiancée scream in frustration.

Lucas moved over to the cabinet, putting the stack of dried plates inside. He moved back to the sink, tidying up sponges and such and continuing to listen to the shout coming from the other room.

"Damn it! Move! Just get out of the way!"

Lucas was finding it increasingly strange that Wednesday was the only one screaming. Whenever she tortured Pugsley, he screamed. The Addamses may have a high tolerance and appreciation for pain, but they still had a breaking point…

He checked his watch quietly, becoming more bemused. They had been in there for 30 minutes, easily. It wasn't as if Wednesday was gently with her brother…Ever.

Curiosity getting the better of him, Lucas dried his hands and started toward the living room as the loud thud of something hitting the floor echoed through the apartment. He blinked, only noticing Pugsley sitting on the couch at first.

"Wednesday?"He questioned, stepping farther into the living room. After a moment he saw her get up from the floor, brushing her dress off and smoothing down her hair. He noted a small item in her hand and realized that she was putting batteries back into the XBOX controller. He looked over her shoulder for the first time, noticing the blinking map of Liberty City on the television screen.

"Grand Theft Auto?"He asked, looking back at her.

"A piece of advice Lucas, don't try to outrun a helicopter," she said simply, plopping back down on the couch.