Homestar the Red-Nosed Runner
Homestar the Red-Nosed Runner
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say it glows
All of the other buddies
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Homestar
Join in any buddy games
Then one foggy Decemberween
Strong Bad came to say:
"Crapface, with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
And how the buddies loved him
As they shouted out with glee:
"Homestar the Red-Nosed Runner,
You go down in history!"