Homestar the Red-Nosed Runner

Homestar the Red-Nosed Runner

Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw him,

You would even say it glows

All of the other buddies

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Homestar

Join in any buddy games

Then one foggy Decemberween

Strong Bad came to say:

"Crapface, with your nose so bright,

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

And how the buddies loved him

As they shouted out with glee:

"Homestar the Red-Nosed Runner,

You go down in history!"