Drive-Thru 2

(Bubs' Concession Stand)

(Bubs and RAVEN are attaching a neon sign to the Concession stand.)

Bubs: A little tighter, there we go.

(RAVEN bolts the sign down with her power wrench, then rolls down the ladder next to the concession stand)

Bubs: So, do you think this sign will draw customers?

RAVEN: It look's totally cliche. At least it says "Concession" and not "Conces-5-ion". Sounds like the name of an alien planet.

Bubs: I'll take that is as an "it will totally work".

RAVEN: Whatever.

(RAVEN rolls left of the concession stand and runs into the Drive-Thru Whale)

RAVEN: Oh lord. Strong Bad warned me about this thing.

Whale: Welcome to Blub-O's. You look like you could use a Nacho Supreme.

RAVEN: I'll give you a Nacho Supreme.

(RAVEN tries to cut a hole in the whale's stand using her blow torch, but can't make a mark.)

Whale: That will be 25 quesos.

RAVEN: Stubborn one, eh. Let's see how you like this.

(RAVEN inserts her arm into the Whale's mouth)

RAVEN: I'd like one memory formatting. For you that is.

(RAVEN's screen displays a progress bar)

RAVEN: Almost there...

(RAVEN's screen displays an error screen)

RAVEN: Oh crap...

(RAVEN's system crashes, and she falls on her side)

(An hour later, RAVEN awakens, her eye having turned from blue to red)

RAVEN: Oh yes. The Ten Dollar Blub-O box is back.

(Raven rolls toward Bubs' Concession Stand)

Bubs: He Raven, that sign is really raising business. It's sure drawing eyes over here. They seem to like it since they're all laughing. Now if the would just walk up here and...

RAVEN: SEVER YOUR LEG SIR!

Bubs: Wait, what now?

(RAVEN starts firing her laser at Bubs. RAVEN eventually hits the sign, destroying it)

Bubs: It was a cliche sign anyway.

(RAVEN keeps firing at Bubs, and Bubs runs away screaming, chased by RAVEN. Bubs eventually reaches Strong Bad and the Cheat)

Strong Bad: Don't tell me, it's RAVEN. Man, I knew I should've gotten that firmware update. Well, good thing I have the off switch.

(Strong Bad pulls out a remote, and RAVEN blasts it)

Strong Bad: Don't worry, that was a broken TV remote. The Cheat has the real remote.

(RAVEN fires another shot and just misses Bubs)

Bubs: Well, don't just stand there.

(Strong Bad is digging through the Cheat's backpack)

Strong Bad: I knew we should have tried to snatch Emona's super organized backpack. Ah-ha, there it is.

(Strong Bad pulls out the remote just as RAVEN is about to fire again)

Strong Bad: End of line, sucker.

(Strong Bad pushes the button, and RAVEN shuts down)

Strong Bad: You think you can fix her?

Bubs: I'll try. My only experience in this field is pirated video games. They always give me that creepy red floating cube screen.

(A week later)

(Bubs' Concession Stand, old sign back)

Bubs: Bad, news Strong Bad. She appears to be going rampant!

Strong Bad: What! How long does she have to live?

Bubs: Just kidding. She just needed a system update

Strong Bad: Oh. That's good to know. (Turns on RAVEN)

RAVEN: And that is why an always-online Xbox is a good idea.