Uncontrolled power

I was watching some playthroughs of Marvel Super Heroes Vs Street Fighter on YouTube, when I came across a playthrough on a hidden joke character. Norimaro, a Japanese school boy with absolutely no training in fighting. He has only appeared in one game. Mainly due to copyright reasons and do I really need to repeat he has no training in fighting and let's not forget he's a huge coward too?

Despite having no training in fighting and not having a specific fighting style, he has the most hilarious attacks, he can throw infinite items from his school bag and jump up to four times in the air when you press the right buttons. It's not that hard for him to win against other opponents too. How bad a day have you had when a schoolboy with no fighting experience can kick your ass?

So in the Street Fighter or fighting game universe, not only can you learn to shoot fireballs but you can just magically be born with the ability to throw infinite items? What?

Why else has Norimaro not made an appearance in an official Street Fighter game? Let's find out.

In a high school in Japan, a maths class was about to begin, Sakura was looking for her maths book.

"Where is it?" She snarled.

Norimaro looked up from his comic book. "What's wrong?" he asked.

Sakura turned to Norimaro. "I can't find my maths book!"

"Here have a copy of mine, he then reached into his bag, touched his maths book and threw a copy to Sakura."

"Errr….thanks. But won't you need a maths book?"

"No. I can duplicate school supplies, I just touch a school book, think real hard and voila, I make a copy, I oddly can only do it with school supplies and a few certain items."

Sakura raised an eyebrow. "Errr…that sounds really cool." She didn't have the heart to tell Norimaro that duplicating school supplies was a really lame superpower.

The maths teacher Mr Saito entered. "I couldn't help but overhear. Did I hear you say you can duplicate school supplies?"

"I can." Norimaro replied.

Mr Saito smiled. "Any chance you can make multiple copies of the books? It would save the school a lot of money in the maths books we give out every year to students."

"Maybe." Norimaro smiled. "What's in it for me?"

Mr Saito thought it over. "Errrr…." He finally answered "How about the 3,397 yen I've got in my wallet plus the crystal Pepsi I've got in my bag?

"Deal!" Norimaro grinned and stood up from his chair. Norimaro focused real hard and thirty copies of his maths book shot out of his hand.

"Brilliant!" Mr Saito grinned.

More math books shot out of Norimaro's hands. The pile of books was getting huge.

Mr Saito's smile dropped "Errrr…you can stop now."

Norimaro looked frustrated. "I…..I CAN'T"

"He's out of control!" Sakura shouted. "Everybody evacuate the school!"

The ending result was not pretty. The whole school was flooded to the roof with maths books along with many other school supplies, poor Norimaro had engulfed himself with school supplies and suffocated from the lack of air. School supplies lay everywhere in the school and in a huge pile outside the building. Everybody was shocked.

"Well…." Sakura finally spoke. "Who saw this coming when they woke up this morning?"

A school holiday had been declared for the students and the teachers used this time to make a huge amount of money from the school supplies. It was kind of a happy time for all except for poor Norimaro of course. Sakura held a moment of silence along with her friends Blanka and Dan for him.

END FOR NOW.