So this is a remade chapter, and the first paragraph is being said by a god-like voice. I honestly like how this is coming together. I know I said I'd have both chapters, but I didn't want to have to wait to finish another chapter when I've already finished this one.

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Chapter 1: Just The Start

Legend claims that two boys who couldn't bear to be apart lived on Earth where this incredible story takes place. The two boys were of opposite appearances; one being tall, thin, and flat-headed, while the younger was short, small, and round. In fact, it has been said that his flat head was created by nature so then his friend could ride on top. Yes, it was believed by many that they were born for each other, even if they weren't of the same age. Not everyone approved of their relationship, and even existence, though. Their special charms that could coax almost anyone into liking or enjoying their company didn't work on everyone. Whoever disliked the two, would often be cursed with horrible luck and continuously attempted to destroy them. Of course, no one had actually achieved this goal, but that didn't put a wrinkle in the plans of a feared evil.

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"You should really be more careful next time." A beast shrouded by poisonous fog laughed.

A cloaked, weakened man on his hands and knees coughed violently. "...You're as lowly and... pathetic as ever..."

"Oh? Is that what you really think of me?" It gave a careless, cold smile. "I've always liked the way you handle torture and never gave up even when you're about to meet your doom. It's very... admirable."

"...Shut up! ...I don't need... any compliments from... you...!"

"Who said it was one? Any human who looks up to you is on the road of being no better, but just as foolish as you. How about you just quit now?"

The man looked up at him from under his hood. "...Never! ...I can't give up..."

The beast rolled his eyes. "There goes that emotional side of you again... You really will never grasp the entirety of your situation will you?"

The pained man gave no response.

"For all you know, that snot nosed brat could be dead!" The beast ferociously yelled, flames being set off all around him at the stamping of his hoofed foot. "Face it! You need to handle the truth! Move on with your life before it all ends here!"

"... That... That isn't true!"

"Hmph! Fine. Believe what you will. Live on believing in a lie!"

With those final words, the beast, gas, and fire disappeared, leaving the man alone. He collapsed, face first into the dusty ground.

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The sun had just started rising over the town of Galaxy Hills. It was almost time for everyone to begin their day by getting ready for work or school. The town's most beloved convenience store prepared to open it's doors for the small handful of early morning customers.

Lenny dug into his pocket in search of his keys. Boog lazily climbed out of his precious car; it was the earliest he had ever shown up to work. As Lenny unlocked the automatic doors, they pushed open and Boog fell to the ground in between them, snoring loudly. Lenny rolled his eyes.

"Why did I even hire you?" He groaned.

Ozwald checked his collection of comic books. He kissed the plastic cover of each one and held them close to his chest as if they were his children. A young red-headed boy watched him from outside with a shocked and appalled expression. Oz immediately stopped in mid-kiss of an irreplaceable Manarctica comic and looked up at the small boy. The child ran away from the store, yelling as he fled.

On top of the apartment building located next to Oz's comic shop and across the street from the Frosty Mart, the two boys who resided inside the water tower were just waking up.

Chum Chum and Fanboy's alarm clocks began to buzz simultaneously. The boys were curled in a ball under their blankets, ignoring the alarms.

"Wake up! Wake up!" Chum Chum's clock droned.

"Yeah." Fanboy's agreed. "You don't want to be late again."

Chum Chum sprang from under his orange blanket. "Late!?"

The ten-year-old climbed out of his bed and walked over to his best friend's bed. He began shaking the older boy and repeating his name.

"Fanboy! Fanboy! Wake up!"

"Huh...? Who's there? Is that you, Cookiebeat? You're a lot smaller..." Fanboy muttered in his sleepy stupor.

Chum Chum shook him harder. "No! It's me! Chum Chum!"

"...No. I don't want any chum. Hey... You smell like a field of radioactive flowers..." Fanboy smiled drowsily.

"If you don't wake up now, we'll be late!" Chum Chum warned him.

At that, Fanboy leaped out of bed and dashed to the bathroom.

"Hey, we told you." Fanboy's alarm clock stated.

"Shut up!" Fanboy yelled.

The super hero and sidekick prepared for school with their usual routine. They stepped up to their separate mirrors and grabbed their toothbrushes. They each grabbed a different flavored tube of toothpaste; Fanboy had grape and Chum Chum had citrus.

"It's disgusting but leaves my mouth citrusy fresh!" Chum Chum chirped as he brushed his uneven teeth.

Fanboy examined his masked face and shrugged while his buddy ran a brush through his dark brown hair, playing with the curl that swooped to the left. With a last minute look in the mirror, they were ready to leave. Minutes later, the front door burst open. Fanboy and Chum Chum stood in the doorway, purple and yellow capes blowing in the wind.

"Its time to try out those flying lessons!" Fanboy jumped up and down excitedly.

"You think we'll make it?" Chum Chum asked, looking over the railing round their home.

"Why wouldn't we? We have capes that stretch four times their own width!"

Inside the Frosty Mart, Lenny wiped off the counters and Boog said his good morning salutations to his machine girlfriend.

"Good morning, baby!" Boog smooched the screen. "Did you miss me? I missed you."

The arcade game beeped in response. Boog traced circles around the joystick and wrapped an arm around the machine.

"Will you stop having lovey dovey time with Chimp Chomp! Not only is it disgusting, but it-" Lenny shouted before being cut off by loud noises from outside. "What's going on?"

In the street, cars crashed into each other, streetlights, and fire hydrants. The sounds of people screaming in horror rang through the convenience store and everything suddenly stopped. A light fog rolled in after the doors pushed open, revealing two figures standing in it.

"Fanboy!"

"And Chum Chum!"

"Reporting for our early morning shift!" They finished their entrance with a bow, pulling their partially ripped capes to the side.

Lenny pushed his glasses up his nose and sighed. Boog guarded Chimp Chomp.

"Good morning, fellow Frosty Mart employees who we admire and thank everyday!" They said in unison, batting their eyelashes innocently.

"Just hurry up and get what you came for!" Lenny demanded.

"Woahohoho!" Fanboy stepped up to the counter. "Slow down there, Lenser!"

"Lenser...?" Lenny repeated under his breath.

"We came here to enjoy the Frosty Mart as it is bathed in the morning glow of the bright sun as if it vomited orange juice on it." Fanboy informed, eyes catching sight if the Frosty Freezey Freeze machine that was highlighted in a faint orange.

"Ahhh~ He has such a way with words." Chum Chum said impressed.

Fanboy and Chum Chum didn't grab a cup, but instead, crawled under the dispensers for the pink and blue slushy liquids. They took turns dispensing both flavors into their mouths and paid Lenny.

"Ya' know what the perfect day starts with?" Fanboy asked the manager.

Boog cracked his knuckles. "A good bopping?"

Chum Chum pinched his cheek. "No, silly!"

"A beautiful Frosty Freezey Freeze~!"

"Bye, Lenny! See you after school!"

The confused manager watched the boys walk out, automatic doors closing behind them.

Yo stood in front of school, talking to her best friend, Lupe, when she noticed Fanboy and Chum Chum approaching. She pulled out a small mirror that had bunny ears on it and checked her hair and face.

"Lupe, how do I look?" Yo asked her urgently.

"Uhhh... You look perfectly fine, chica!" Lupe replied, knowing why she asked.

Yo pulled on her sweetest smile and batted her eyelashes as she watched Chum Chum com closer. In her own mind, he was perfect despite their obvious height difference which Yo loved even more about him.

"Hey, Yo!" Chum Chum waved at her.

The raven-haired girl felt her heart flutter and a blush rise to her cheeks. "Hi, Chum Chum~"

"Hola, Lupe~!" Fanboy waved at her but did not receive as nice of a response.

"Hello... Fanboy." She sighed.

Yo suddenly snapped out of her fantasy world where only she and the sidekick existed. She had forgotten Fanboy was there. "Oh. Hey... Fanboy."

Fanboy gave her the same tone and pulled Chum Chum behind him. "Hey... Yo."

They glared at each other for a few seconds until Fanboy disappeared into the elementary school. He looked back a few times to make sure Yo wasn't trying to follow them. When he felt it was safe, he walked through the hall at a normal pace and greeted everyone he walked past.

"Hey, Micheal and Nancy!"

Micheal said hello in his own way by doing a little dance which made Nancy giggle and look at him with half lidded eyes and a small smile.

"Wassup, Duke and Chris? Hey, Cher!"

"Wah!"

"Yo, weirdo!"

Cher waved her pom poms at Fanboy.

"Hello, Francine~"

Francine rolled her eyes and scoffed. "Don't talk to me!"

Chum Chum counted on his fingers. "We've said hello to almost everyone!"

"Yupp. Except-"Fanboy ran into an open locker.

The locker door closed to reveal Kyle on the other side. He glanced down at Fanboy who was on the floor covering his nose. The British preteen gave no sign of caring about whether or not he was okay and only offered one statement as an excuse.

"Its enough I have to deal with you in class! I refuse to deal with your idiocy any other time of day!" Kyle put his bag over his shoulder and turned away. "Hello, Chum Chum."

"See you in class, Kyle!" Chum Chum replied.

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Mr. Mufflin stood in front of the board giving one of his infamously boring lectures on a topic half the class didn't care about. Kyle sat in the back of the class, sitting on the edge of his seat with a wide, toothy smile. Fanboy on the other hand, with toilet paper shoved up his bloody nose, was dozing off. He tried doing everything in his power to stop himself from falling out of his desk, but they failed when he leaned a little too far to the left and found himself on the floor again. Luckily, no one noticed.

"I need to stay awake..." He muttered under his breath.

"I'll say!" Kyle plucked him. "You're missing out on a lecture about the best country. England!"

Chum Chum flipped through his textbook, looking at pictures. "Wow! Everyone from jolly ol' England looks stiff, rich, and old!"

Kyle glared at him and yanked the textbook.

"Hmph. I think you mean boring ol' England!" Fanboy said, eyes closing mid-sentence.

"How dare you say such a thing about a more civilized and cultured nation that has some of the best schools!"

Chum Chum looked up at him with a questioning expression. "What about Harvard and Yale?"

"Their just rubbish!" Kyle turned his nose to the air like a snobby, wealthy person.

"And so class-" Mr. Mufflin drew a line across the board causing a horrible screech to echo through the classroom. "That was how the English people defeated the French! Now-"

The bell rung, signaling the end of school. Fanboy was the first to celebrate the daily bell.

"Yes! Sweet victory!"

He and Chum Chum charged out of the school and made their way back to the Frosty Mart.

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The brunette got up to turn off the TV when he noticed his friend had fallen asleep on the couch. Chum Chum grabbed one of their many stitched up, patch-work blankets and spread it over Fanboy who breathed peacefully.

"Good night, Fanboy!" Chum Chum said as he left the living room to go sleep in his own logo adorned bed.

From outside, high in the clouds, was a shadowy figure observing the water tower. It smiled evily and bellowed a terrifying laugh.

"Yes! Goodnight, Fanboy!"

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So, this chapter is pretty long. Well, actually it's longer than I expected and I kind of want to take out some parts. The only problem is, I don't what I actually do want to get rid of.