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4 Iocastê's Suicide Iocastê's *Jocasta's* suicide note. Oneshot.
Oedipus the King, T, English, Tragedy & Poetry, words: 237, favs: 4, follows: 1, 11/3/2011
10 Twilight in Verse A humorous look at Twilight through the eyes of two rational, bored to death teenage girls. Twi-hards, do not read. You will not be pleased.
Twilight, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 209, favs: 2, 11/28/2010, Bella, Edward
1Julius CaesARRGH I tried to rewrite Julius Caesar in pirate-speak. Never really went far, but here's a taste of what I have.
Shakespeare, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 437, 4/23/2010
4The REAL New Moon Script We never got to finish this, but here is the beginning of the long-awaited REAL New Moon Script. Check out The REAL Twilight Script and others for more hilarious parodies of horrible movies.
Twilight, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 427, favs: 3, follows: 2, 4/23/2010, Edward, Jacob
Disappear A poem based on Moritz' thoughts before his suicide. Much darker than my usual FanFictions.
Spring Awakening, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 93, 4/4/2010, Moritz S.
14 The Rain Can't Hurt Us Now A poem based on A Little Fall of Rain. Eponine's death scene.
Les Misérables, K+, English, Poetry & Romance, words: 127, favs: 6, 1/1/2010, Eponine, Marius Pontmercy
25The REAL HalfBlood Prince Script » Finally! The long-awaited HBP parody script is here! If you thought The REAL Twilight Script was our only parody script, think again.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 15, follows: 3, 9/12/2009, Harry P., Severus S.
4TWILIGHT vs HARRY POTTER! » .ON HIATUS. Get ready for the ultimate showdown! Characters from opposite worlds collide! Don't miss it! I'm using too many exclimation points! AHHHHHHH! R&R!
Twilight, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 5, updated: 8/10/2009 published: 1/24/2009, Bella, Edward
14 HARRY POTTER vs TWILIGHT! » .ON HIATUS. Get ready for the ultimate showdown! Characters from opposite worlds collide! Don't miss it! I'm using too many exclimation points! AHHHHHHH! R&R!
Harry Potter & Twilight, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 5, updated: 8/10/2009 published: 1/24/2009, Harry P.
22 The REAL Eragon Script HAH! I found the section! This was written back in 2006 by Tala, but I just never got around to posting it. If you thought The REAL Twilight Script was the only parody script we made, THINK AGAIN! This was the one that started it all. READ AND REVIEW!
Inheritance Cycle, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 652, favs: 10, 7/17/2009
4 Ode to Harry Potter A love poem to Harry. Note: I'm NOT in love with him. This was just an experiment.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 105, favs: 1, 7/16/2009, Harry P.
11Not in Wonderland » When Alice is wrongly sentenced to an insane asylum, she never expects to fall for any of the doctors. But what happens when she stumbles across a breathtakingly handsome, mysterious young man named James, who happens to be keeping some secrets from her?
Twilight, T, English, Romance, chapters: 8, words: 7k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 5/4/2009 published: 1/26/2009, Alice, James
86 The REAL Twilight Script » Okay, so this is the "real" Twilight script of the movie. Trust us, it's really funny. This is pretty much what happened in the movie. Sorry, the spacing is all screwy, but you'll just have to deal with it.
Twilight, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 51, follows: 9, 12/20/2008, Edward, Bella
48 3:30 AM » Bella wakes up in the middle of the night to find a not-so-strange vampire standing over her. And that vampire wants to go shopping...
Twilight, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 2k+, favs: 21, follows: 15, updated: 12/20/2008 published: 5/22/2008, Alice, Bella
5 The Sky is Red Bella watches Jacob die. Oneshot. Written by Tala.
Twilight, K+, English, Tragedy & Hurt/Comfort, words: 233, favs: 10, 5/23/2008, Jacob, Bella
56 The Quibbler! » The only place to get COMPLETELY RANDOM and HUMOROUS news in the wizarding world! We worked on this for months, so NO FLAMES!
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 25, words: 8k+, favs: 15, follows: 6, updated: 4/14/2008 published: 2/29/2008, Voldemort, Harry P.
12 Harry Potter and World War Two An essay Malila and I wrote for random reasons, mostly bordom.
Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 821, favs: 4, follows: 3, 3/13/2008, Voldemort
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