1A Very Merry Pissmas Giddyup jingle whore pick up your legs. Jingle around my cawwwwwwwk ho ho ho merry titsmas
Courage: The Cowardly Dog, K+, English, Romance & Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, 12/24
3 WATCH MY STARWARS ANIMATION Slob on my knob. Give me a job. Squidward I'm chumming, no pleaaase Squidward stop! I'm chumming!
Star Wars, T, English, Tragedy, words: 26, 12/22, Han S., Rey
2 arts and crafts never again will you rape my butthole santa claus. fool me once shame on me. fool me 9 times, shame on you. dildoes shure are a good source of nutrition.
Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto, T, Afrikaans, Angst & Family, words: 998, 6/7
3 Bone-a-saurus Rex: My Dong is a Dino Whisperer This crossover will peak your curiosity and your erection. Jesus wishes he wrote this.
Lord of the Rings & Teletubbies, K+, English, Mystery & Friendship, words: 1k+, 8/14/2019, Aragorn, Tinky-Winky
4 Rey Curbstomps Han Solo in the Cock till he Dies A bold retelling of The Force Awakens.
Star Wars, K+, English, words: 281, 7/22/2019
9 Squidwank Gets a Raise Our boy Nigward gets a raise in the hizzouse. Tickle my sensual scrote, sensually
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, words: 962, favs: 1, 7/22/2019, SpongeBob, Patrick, Mermaid Man, OC
8Pokemon: Blue's Balls Ch2 - Chilled Milk Second in the series, bitch.
Pokémon, K, English, Mystery & Fantasy, words: 601, 6/8/2019
7Pokemon: Blue's Balls » Join the former champ, Blue, as he recovers from the fallout of losing his title as the top trainer in Kanto.
Pokémon, K, English, Mystery & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, 6/8/2019
8 Phineas and Ferb Make a Motion Picture Title says it all. A classic Phineas and Ferb tale, suited for the average audience.
Phineas and Ferb, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 6/8/2019, [Isabella, Phineas] Candace, Ferb
2 Donkey Kong Solves Africa Donkey and his pal Diddy go to Africa to face the dark lord.
Harry Potter & Donkey Kong Country, K+, English, Adventure & Mystery, words: 795, favs: 1, 6/8/2019, Voldemort, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Donkey Kong
3 2069 A Space Oddititty I'd suck Dr. Phil's dick, I'm just sayin'. Not that I'm gay or anything but if his dick needed sucking and I had to be the man to do it then I would. Like if you held a gun to my head or something like that and said "get suckin" I'd go down on that without much hesitation.
Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Supernatural, words: 687, 5/25/2018
8Naruto Uses His Dick as a Scooter I didn't write this novella. I merely found it along the path to enlightenment.
Naruto, K, English, Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 2, 3/15/2018
5 Mario Party 69 I'm gonna slap you with my penis.
Mario, K, English, Western & Tragedy, words: 962, favs: 1, 3/15/2018
3 Link's Crispy Dilemma Link faces his toughest challenge yet, saving Hyrule from a new threat never before seen in the Zelda Universe.
Legend of Zelda, K, English, Adventure, words: 838, 3/15/2018
4 Scooby Doo: Gayness Abounds The gang finds themselves in another one of their classic Scooby Doo mysteries ;)
Scooby Doo, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 6/28/2017
16 Donny Gets a Fidget Spinner Donny gets his very own fidget!
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 629, favs: 2, 5/29/2017
19 Tom Ass the Dank Engine: Chuggin-a-Shlong » It's everything that you think it is, and more.
Thomas the Tank Engine, M, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 4/17/2017 published: 3/4/2016
1 Tom Ass the Dank Engine: Chugga-chugga Jew-jew Part II of the Tom Ass the Dank Engine series. It is zestier than orange shavings.
Thomas the Tank Engine, M, English, words: 1k+, 4/17/2017
21 Senor Pisspants goes hunting for poon and vampeers nigs nigs ings nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga niggab nianisnan NEGUS. I has pissed in my quitters. QUATers. NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I has a hard peepee. Nnnnnnnn POOOOOOOOOOP plz read. I am not doing drugs i promise [id s very sober. holly pissing pretzils. Please read an comment. I am so lonely and sad i must get ur gus
Harry Potter & Twilight, K, English, words: 403, favs: 2, follows: 1, 8/31/2016
9 An Imaginary Conversation Between A Sentient Robot Dildo and Peter Pan You are a sick fucker for clicking on this.
Peter Pan, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 488, favs: 2, follows: 2, 8/23/2016, Peter Pan, Wendy D.