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Greylock had always wanted pointed ears, and he wanted them all the more as he began to understand how the ruling and noble classes were trying to suppress the custom. But it would be the most painful thing he had ever experienced, by far. Could he take it? Was he brave enough? Was he man enough? [Swanoverse Cedlock. TW: Graphic descriptions of consensual body modifications]
Sofia the First, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, updated: 6/26 published: 6/21, [Cedric, Graylock] Goodwin the Great, Cordelia
Taking a Sick Day
A sickfic where Cedric reluctantly allows Greylock to care for him. Established Swanoverse Cedlock. Can be read as a standalone. [Anti C*dfia week 2021, day 5 (June 24th) prompt: "Taking a Sick Day"]
Sofia the First, K+, English, Romance, words: 3k+, 6/26, [Cedric, Graylock]
Midsummer Nights
"Now, Cedric is watching Greylock get ready for the trip, and the reality of what's to come sets in on him as Greylock meticulously braids his hair in the traditional northern Rudistani style. He suddenly feels a lot more nervous." Established Swanoverse Cedlock. Can be understood as a standalone. [Anti C*dfia week 2021, day 4 (June 23nd) prompt: "Midsummer Nights"]
Sofia the First, T, English, Romance & Family, words: 7k+, 6/23, [Cedric, Graylock]
1 Swano Foldano (Chapter 1 only)
Cedric runs into Greylock, his old nemesis from Hexley Hall, at Enchancia's Royal Jubilee. He know's he's in for a rough time, but he never could have expected that Greylock would ask for Cedric's forgiveness and his friendship. Can Cedric trust Greylock enough to give either? And what if their unlikely camaraderie starts to blossom into something more? Read the full fic on AO3!
Sofia the First, T, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 4k+, 6/20, [Cedric, Graylock]
Storytime
Cedric and Greylock's four adopted children are being difficult and refusing to go to bed. Greylock decides to tell them a traditional Rudistani fable, "The Brave Little Hedgehog" Swanoverse Cedlock. Happy Father's Day! [Anti C*dfia Week, Day 1 (June 20th), Prompt: Storytime]
Sofia the First, K+, English, Family & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 6/20, [Cedric, Graylock]
2Adduction
Javert was running on that treadmill, minding his own business, when a Greek god in obscenely tight shorts started flashing his glorious muscle at him. (Javert sees Valjean at the gym and can't control his feelings, or his feet.) Rated for French and English swearing and some sexual content.
Les Misérables, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 2/23/2017, [Jean Valjean, Inspector Javert]
1Maybe I Do
Written for Bicely Day 2017, here is a short, plotless, fluffy oneshot featuring our favourite secondary characters, Benny Southstreet and Nicely Johnson. In this story, Nathan's "silly love affair" with his own fiancée prompts Benny and Nicely to have a little chat about their own feelings on love, women, and each other. Obviously, Benny/Nicely (M/M). No smut, only kisses. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 1/22/2017
3Comme un ange qui se dévoile
A collection of short oneshots, each based on an old love poem. Every one is Valvert. The chapters are in no particular order. The poem on which the chapter is based on is included in each chapter, as well as a translation if needed. Title a line from the Victor Hugo poem used in chapter 1. Enjoy!
Les Misérables, T, English, Romance & Poetry, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 1/12/2017, [Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean]
7My Immortal, As Told By Javert
A parody of the infamous My Immortal, starring everyone's favourite practically canon goth: Inspector Javert. Keeping true to My Immortal's style of questionable English, this story is humorous, while probing deep into the Inspector's secretly goffic lifestyle. Read on as Javert navigates sermons, eyeliner, baguettes, and tough love. The goffic life is, after all, never easy.
Les Misérables, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 11/25/2016
2 The Ring
Bill Sikes doesn't know why or how, but he's in love. Madly. Mad enough to present the object of his affections with a stolen engagement ring in the middle of the night... It's not even beyond the most frightening man in London to be nervous. Oneshot, probably. Set before or during the play. Surprise ship. No, it's not Sikes/Oliver, you nasty. Rated to be super inoffensive. Enjoy!
Oliver!, K+, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 5/17/2015
7 The Boy Who Kissed Me
Ross Walters: a mischievous professional opera singer with a history of cutting class, underage drinking, and being awful at goodbyes. He is also Lieutenant Columbo's 'wife'. Columbo/OC (M/M) Pretty fluffy romance. Rated for makeouts and implications of sex. Enjoy!
Columbo, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 4, 2/12/2015, [Lt. Columbo, OC]
36 The Benny and Nicely Chronicles »
Roommates Benny Southstreet and Nicely Johnson are best friends; that much is obvious. But could there be more to their relationship than meets the eye? Of course! Bicely Johnstreet, through and through. (M/M) FLUFF. Seriously, if you look up 'fluff' in the dictionary, a link to this is provided. Rated T for cuddling; No lemons. Cover art by me! Review please! Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls, T, English, Romance, chapters: 20, words: 22k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, updated: 1/22/2015 published: 1/22/2014, [Benny S., Nicely J.]
5 Not a Normal Cat »
Benny finds it a bit odd when a rather overweight tabby cat keeps somehow finding its way into his life, but there's nothing about the situation that seems completely paranormal... That is, until he finds out what's really going on. Weird supernatural-ey AU. Angst that becomes fluff. Bicely Johnstreet, eventually. Rated for good reasons (death, smoking, "swearing", etc.) Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls, T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 5, words: 9k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 12/7/2014 published: 8/27/2014, [Benny S., Nicely J.] Nathan D.
I'm Gonna Scream!
After beating Nicely at yet another dice game, Benny Southstreet decides to make a long-awaited advance on his best friend. How will Johnson react? Includes my Bicely parody of 'I Shall Scream' from 'Oliver'. (It's sort of obvious why I wrote this.) Pretty fluffy oneshot, Bicely of course. (M/M) Please review. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls, T, English, Romance & Parody, words: 1k+, 11/30/2014, [Benny S., Nicely J.]
Birthday Trick
So it was my birthday (and somebody else's too) yesterday, so I wrote this birthday-themed Bicely oneshot. (Everyone's already read this...) Set before they get together. (M/M) light fluff. Bicely Johnstreet all the way. Plz review! Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 781, favs: 2, 7/15/2014, [Benny S., Nicely J.]
Joe the Awkward Bunny
Nicely Johnson gets his boyfriend, Benny Southstreet, a bunny which turns out to be magical and causes problems. A really dumb drabble, basically a crackfic. Story idea by Maddie (awkward Suzart friend). Established Bicely (M/M) Rated for safety. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 467, 5/20/2014, [Nicely J., Benny S.]
2 Brannigan Lets it Go
A parody of that song "Let it Go" from Frozen. Heard of it? Set in a Guys and Dolls AU where Brannigan once was a crapshooter and at the end of the play realizes that he can't handle being good anymore and needs to go back to his favorite game. Just a weird little thing I came up with while being bored during a rehearsal of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls, K, English, Parody & Poetry, words: 304, favs: 1, 5/6/2014
12 Secrets
Atticus knows a lot more about Arthur Radley than he lets on. Not that he ever will tell anyone. (M/M) Bootticus! (Boo Radley x Atticus) Yeah, it's weird. I finished reading TKAM in English class and I thought of this. I am aware that this couldn't have happened in the book and whatever. Atticus's POV, tried not to make him too OOC. Cover art by yours truly. Please review! Enjoy!
To Kill a Mockingbird, K+, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 2, 4/17/2014
3 Love Outside the Box
"'So you don't think love is a waste of time,' Nicely reasoned. 'I'd reckon not. But I don't know, I ain't never loved anyone… well, I ain't never loved anyone who loved me back, that is,' Benny clarified, adjusting his grip on Nicely's waist." Another fluffy Bicely Johnstreet oneshot! (M/M) Rated T for makeouts! No lemons, though. Please review! Cover art by me. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls, T, English, Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/9/2014, [Benny S., Nicely J.]
Sleepless Night
Nicely can't sleep. His insomnia is being caused by one thing and one thing only: Benny Southstreet. Maybe Benny can be the solution to the problem as well... Fluffy Bicely Johnstreet oneshot. (M/M) Originally from a long Teen!AU Bicely fic, but realized I couldn't write something that big. Rated T for makeouts and shirtlessness. No lemons. Please review! Cover art by me. Enjoy!
Guys and Dolls, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 4/9/2014, [Benny S., Nicely J.]
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