Dougie Zerts PM
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Oliver!
This is related to the moments where Lisa keeps Oliver awake with her questions, at night! It's told experimentally, entirely in dialog.
Green Acres, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 461, 9/26
The Eastenders Mud Incident
This is an actual dream that I had about the show!
EastEnders, K, English, Humor, words: 73, 9/18
3The Case of the Painted Legs
I love those final courtroom scenes where Perry unmasks the real killers! This is told experimentally, in the form of a screenplay. A bit of mild profanity, so rated Kplus.
Perry Mason, K+, English, Mystery & Humor, words: 637, 9/2
2 Calming Influence
Jack has one on Phryne! This gets a little sexy, so rated Kplus. There is a reference to one of the actual episodes.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, K+, English, Romance, words: 487, 8/24
2About Last Night
This is a companion to my earlier After Holly's Party. Holly nurse a hungover Paul!
Breakfast at Tiffany's, K, English, Romance & Humor, words: 420, 8/8
1 The Intimate Meal Affair
Mark and April consider the next step.
Man From UNCLE, K, English, Romance & Drama, words: 459, 8/1
2 After Holly's Party
Paul gets drunk, and it's up to Holly to sober him up!
Breakfast at Tiffany's, K, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 475, 8/1
2 The How's the Water Affair
A Girl from UNCLE story. I see this as the final scene on an episode.
Man From UNCLE, K, English, Humor & Mystery, words: 268, 7/31
3 Rhoda's Massage
This is based on an obscure show called My Living Doll. It starred Bob Cummings as a psychiatrist and Julie Newmar as-a robot! Sadly, it only lasted one season. In this story, she gives him a massage.
Misc. Tv Shows, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 290, 7/12
6 Della Dunk Tank--the Prequel
A companion piece to "Della Dunk Tank."
Perry Mason, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 281, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/10
3 The Present Affair
A Girl from UNCLE story. Christmas comes to UNCLE headquarters!
Man From UNCLE, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 624, 6/20
3 Snug as a Bug on a Rug!
That's what happens to Tony-thanks to Jeannie's sister!
I Dream of Jeannie, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 728, favs: 1, follows: 1, 6/13
7Della Dunk Tank
Della Street sits on a dunk tank! Who will dunk her?
Perry Mason, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 309, favs: 1, follows: 2, 5/30
5 Writing on the Doors!
This tells a story-with just door signs! A first for this site, no doubt!
Perry Mason, K, English, Humor, words: 54, 5/27
7 The Case of Woman's Intuition!
Della helps Perry out, during a case.
Perry Mason, K, English, Humor & Mystery, words: 220, favs: 1, follows: 1, 5/26
2 Mary Does Yoga
A light fluff piece.
Mary Tyler Moore Show, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 321, 5/23
2 Elaine Makes a Splash!
Elaine meets, and poses for, a photographer.
Taxi, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 758, 5/23
8 The Case of the Japanese Restaurant
Perry takes Della to a Japanese restaurant for her first time. They have a good meal, an interesting philosophical discussion, and a possible vacation together!
Perry Mason, K, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 953, favs: 1, follows: 1, 5/16
7 Vindication
A 100-word drabble-well, ok, 200 word! This is a sequel to another story I wrote.
Perry Mason, K, English, Drama & Friendship, words: 233, favs: 1, follows: 3, 5/12
2 Laura and Robert in the Rain
Inspired by Sally ("Soaked Sally"), Laura and Robert take a little walk in the rain.
Dick Van Dyke Show, K, English, Romance & Humor, words: 503, 5/8