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What If: The Gifted and Enhanced What if... superpowers, both mundane and extraordinary, were commonplace? An account of what might have happened if Garrus grew up in a Turian Hierarchy obsessed with normality, and the consequences thereof.
Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Suspense, words: 3k+, 9/30, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard
12 The Long, Long Walk » Crow is stuck, but it's not all bad news; he's been offered shelter on the Normandy, and Spider can't hurt them here. Shepard now has an unkillable paracausal warrior, and his 'not-an-AI', Glint, is a complete cinnamon roll, but it's not all good news; he's half-starved, in culture shock, and has a bad case of trust issues. He might need work, sure, but who on this ship doesn't?
Mass Effect & Destiny, T, English, Sci-Fi & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 56, follows: 80, updated: 9/29 published: 9/15, Joker, Shepard, Dr. Chakwas, Crow
5 What If: Saladad What if... Lord Saladin found Crow before Spider could even catch a whiff of him? An account of what might have happened if Crow was 'raised' in Felwinter Peak.
Destiny, T, English, Family & Sci-Fi, words: 6k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 9/22, Crow, Lord Saladin
27 To Trails End » Things go differently-and far more disastrously-for young Crow. Devastated by the truth, he follows a terrible dream through The Howling, and emerges into a reality where there are no Guardians. No Light to stem the tide of Hive threatening to pour in. What's a lone do-gooder to do, aside from the obvious? But the dream gets worse, and worse, until he hears a word; Reapers.
Mass Effect & Destiny, T, English, Sci-Fi & Angst, chapters: 8, words: 20k+, favs: 50, follows: 61, updated: 9/6 published: 8/13, Garrus V., Thane K., Shepard, Crow
35Out of Tricks » It's hard to adopt a young child when most are afraid of your scars... but somehow, Garrus and Tali manage to find the one in a million who doesn't mind a missile-rent face. But as Thracius soon discovers, being a Normandy kid is complicated; your family extends to Specters, the Shadow Broker, and 15 Krogan cousins(and climbing). And then, there's the Terminus Systems problem...
Mass Effect, T, English, Family & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 28k+, favs: 48, follows: 80, updated: 8/25 published: 9/21/2017, [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] OC
16Challenge Accepted » AU. The Garrus and Javik buddy cop fic that nobody asked for. Starring: Garrus, as The Wildcard. Javik, as the Killjoy Partner. Julia Shepard, as The Chief. Feron, as The Incompetent Secretary. Kasumi, as That Guy In The Chair. Their mission? Fight crime, throw pineapples, rinse, repeat. Oh, and cause property damage, of course! But what happens when one of their own is murdered?
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Crime, chapters: 5, words: 6k+, favs: 9, follows: 15, updated: 8/19 published: 1/10/2018, Garrus V., Kasumi G., Shepard, Javik
9Post Scorpionis » AU. Five year have passed since the Scorn betrayed Uldren. The Reef is ravaged, and the System is in limbo. The dominoes fall when a Ghost finds her Hunter; one who chooses the name Orion Sol, and bears a dark legacy. Decades-old charades, ancient lies, recent losses, and painful experiences are all about to crash to the surface, and its going to wake up something nasty.
Destiny, T, English, Humor & Western, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 7, follows: 18, updated: 6/14/2020 published: 8/14/2018, Ghost, Ikora Rey, Uldren Sov, Pahanin
The Black Cape Cafe There's a cafe for bird-lovers on the Citadel. In the hub of the galaxy, there's no telling who might walk-or fly-in through the doors.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor, words: 410, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/12/2020
32Losing Time, Taking My Own Way Down » AU. War is a dark thing. Being consumed by a parasitic Vex arm is also grim. So is being ripped from everything you cherish by the Darkness of the Vault. As the Cabal slaughter their way across the system, fates meet, and people put things on the line they didn't know they had. A dark retelling of the Red War, told from the PoV's of Asher Mir and a time-tossed Iron Lord.
Destiny, T, English, Angst & Sci-Fi, chapters: 10, words: 50k+, favs: 25, follows: 37, updated: 10/4/2018 published: 11/20/2017, OC, Lord Shaxx, Lord Saladin, Asher Mir
1Wrath The Wolves took her family and her eye. The Taken stole her Queen. The Red Legion sent her people into hiding, unable to help as humanity was slaughtered. The Barons took the last of the Sov line, leaving her stuck as Regent. And now, the Traitor Prince has shattered her fealty with murder. They once called her 'Queen's Wrath'. Now, the Wrath is hers, and hers alone.
Destiny, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, 8/8/2018, Petra V.
13 Sever She was on Mercury, talking to Osiris. He was in the new War Room, reading a report. But they both felt it, the severing of the fireteam Link. They both felt their Hunter die.
Destiny, T, English, Tragedy & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 38, follows: 12, 8/2/2018, Cmdr. Zavala, Cayde-6, Ikora Rey
18Creature Comforts » Even amidst war, tragedy, strife, and personal problems, each member of the Normandy crew, from Shepard, to Tali, and even to Javik and Wrex, have those creature comforts, those tiny things that make each day just a little more bearable; be it a simple cup of coffee, or grind core at ninety decibels while binge watching all the MCU films, here they all are.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 15, follows: 17, updated: 8/1/2018 published: 2/10/2018, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Thane K., Shepard
3The Parting Shot » [Prequel to Out of Tricks]The Reapers are gone. Shepard is dead. And as Garrus tries to pick up the pieces of himself, and Javik prepares to face the end, fickle fate lands them on the same planet. A 50,000 year old failed mission, and an insane mercenary thought to be dead, have combined into a deadly powder keg that they'll have to work together to defuse. Somehow.
Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Suspense, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 1, follows: 4, updated: 6/27/2018 published: 4/7/2018, Garrus V., Javik
4Ragnarok » In 2186, a beam of Dark Matter was injected into the sun Dholen, and Tikkun soon afterwards. Commander Shepard was killed. The massive Reaper turned to other systems, destroying them systematically. The races of the galaxy fled on the delayed vessels of the Andromeda Initiative, turning to the distant galaxy in hope for safe harbor. That hope has been dashed. Welcome to Andromeda.
Mass Effect, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 9, follows: 12, updated: 3/28/2018 published: 3/25/2018, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Legion, Hannah S.
1 A Hunter, Osiris, and a Dirt Bike Exactly what is sounds like. Sagira thinks it would be awesome to get her Guardian on a dirt bike, in Simulant Past, with a Hunter, but NOOO; as per usual, he's no fun at all.
Destiny, K+, English, Humor, words: 758, favs: 4, follows: 2, 2/14/2018, Ghost, Osiris, Sagira
2 The Sun Set The protheans are gone. The sun has set on their time in the galaxy. But the last of their kind wakes, 50,000 years later, not to the faces of the Normandy crew, but someone far more menacing. He doesn't care. He only needs revenge, after all; what's the price of becomeing a Shadow compared to the destruction of the Reapers?(set-up for larger AU)
Mass Effect & Destiny, T, English, Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 11, 2/11/2018, Javik, Calus
1 The Stars Wept Jarus did indeed, burn his mind to become a Shadow. But it was not a choice. And he will never forgive-not Calus, not himself, ever.
Destiny, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 2/11/2018, Calus
2Necessary Evils Shepard has secured an alliance with the Leviathans, but a certain prothean is none too pleased. Can Garrus survive a visit from the ticked-off avatar? More importantly, can he get Javik to cool down his conniption fit before a planet gets blown up?
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 1/30/2018, Garrus V., Shepard, Javik
7A Crew and Their Fluff » Drabble dump containing fluff bits from everyone's favorite crew! Consumer Warning: product contains backsass, bromance, sarcasm, bad ideas, an unforgivable amount of Garrus, what not to do at a furniture store, and more. If you are allergic to any of these, DO NOT READ THIS FIC!
Mass Effect, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 13, follows: 8, updated: 1/29/2018 published: 12/19/2017, Garrus V., U. Grunt, Shepard, Javik
3What Will You Do After? "Maybe I'll just live." More Normandy crew fluff, takes place during Citadel DLC. Consumer Warning: contains witty humor, alcohol, nicknames, Garrus being a sucker for his friends, Garrus trolling said friends, and a Shepard who hates disorganization. If you are allergic to any of these, DO NOT READ THIS FIC!
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 6, 1/22/2018, Garrus V., Ashley W., Shepard, James V.
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