St Idiot's Day by Lethal Idiot A series of shorts about various characters and their Valentine's Day antics. Rated T just to be safe.
T, English, words: 1k+, 2/3/2019
3 From the Beginning by Human Elemental A brief look at the relationship between Hitsugi and Shizuku. As they say, the more things change, the more they stay the same.
K, English, Romance, words: 951, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/18/2018
1 Rough » by RulerofDestiny K-9 officer Someya Yukari is worn thin, constantly stressed, and on the edge of being relegated to desk duty and therapy sessions. So when she finds herself in the company of an artist that frequents her nearby park, she's just relieved that there's at least one person in the world who doesn't treat her like a ticking time bomb.
T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 21k+, favs: 2, 12/4/2016
2Someya Kamijou Files » by RulerofDestiny A mix of drabbles and short stories in no particular order featuring Yukari and Maki, because they don't get nearly enough love and attention. Or, Yukari comes to the conclusion that "cool and reliable" was only one side of her partner. A small side. The smallest side.
K+, English, Humor, chapters: 9, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 12/3/2016 published: 2/6/2016
Jumpers by RulerofDestiny Police officer Someya Yukari just wants to eat lunch. Artist Kamijou Maki just wants to enjoy her view. Somehow, both are quite sure the other is about to make a very drastic move.
K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 12/3/2016
5Between Two Consenting Idiots » by Upside-down Jupiter A series of short pairing fics with highly varied canonicity. Chapter 5: Poor, poor Tatewaki. Chapter 6: Jun is encroaching upon dangerous territory, but what else is new?
T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 10/12/2015 published: 7/28/2014
9The Halls Have Eyes » by RulerofDestiny Any trauma caused due to the lack of a sense of humor is not the fault of Tenchi Academy, its Kaicho, the staff members, students, or members of the guard. Kindly return all remaining remnants of dignity to their rightful owner. Sincerely, Shizuku Miyamoto
T, English, chapters: 11, words: 32k+, favs: 9, follows: 7, updated: 5/1/2015 published: 5/5/2012
1 Gifts by RulerofDestiny Yuho should know better than to be surprised by anything Jun does, but she really did wish the girl would stop climbing into her hospital room through the window.
K, English, Humor, words: 694, favs: 2, 4/28/2015
1 The Idiot's (Not Quite) Victory by RulerofDestiny Or, students are (non-fatally) hurt, Jun almost has her day, Hitsugi has her fun, and Shizuku and Sae do not get any peace. (No Tatewaki was injured during the writing of this fic. Much.)
K, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 4/28/2015
2 Woof Woof by Vanui Being a dog's not so bad. Not when you're smitten with your owner.
T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 2/6/2015
3 The Ritual » by RulerofDestiny Momoka will be lucky someday. Not today, maybe not for the next four years, but someday. She hopes.
K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 2, updated: 9/18/2014 published: 5/30/2014
3Smells Like Idiot Spirit » by CaptainFirePower Series of Oneshots about idiots, for idiots, by an idiot. Each one completly random, but meaningful in it's own idiotic little way. First up: Minori Tsukishima's example of being a gentlewoman.
K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 6/28/2014
8Hayate X Canis Canem » by CaptainFirePower Early 90s AU. Hayate Kurogane is set to bring some order to Tenchi Academy boarding school, which has no order to begin with! With the help of the school's famous, but hated, Ayana Mudou, she will bring down the school's faction leaders one by one, starting with those troublesome bullies. Parody of the game: Bully. My attempt to add to the small fandom.
T, English, Adventure & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 37k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 2/17/2014 published: 12/21/2013
1 Bell by RulerofDestiny All things have a beginning, and Shizuku isn't quite sure if that day qualified as a good or bad one. Well, not BAD, because it couldn't be that bad if it involved Hitsugi, but it was really more trouble than it was worth sometimes, so it wasn't all good. But it wasn't bad. Maybe.
K, English, Humor, words: 924, favs: 4, follows: 1, 1/7/2014
3 Nightmare by RulerofDestiny Shizuku has never backed down from a problem before, but this? This is something she isn't sure she will ever be able to face.
T, English, Drama, words: 5k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 6/10/2013
7 Never Turn Your Back On An Idiot by RulerofDestiny If there's anything Hitsugi never took well to, it was being ignored. Shizuku really ought to have known where THAT would lead.
T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 2, 5/28/2013
2Drabbles » by RulerofDestiny Like the title says. 100 (or so) words of humor, friendship, suffering, pain, and those who inflict it upon the idiots who ask for it. Or those who are just really, really unlucky.
K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 994, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 5/28/2013 published: 1/29/2013
3Of Tigers and Idiots » by RulerofDestiny Fun isn't limited to the sword bearers, you know. The staff can tell you, once they crawl back out from under their desks, or get over the hangover after a night of drinking that was entirely necessary because no way in hell can any sane person deal with the over eager -vicious little brats- students that populate the school.
K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 10k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 2/7/2013 published: 3/12/2012
3We Who Battle » by RulerofDestiny Short looks into the lives of the sword bearers, who sometimes know what they're doing, but mostly don't. It may not always be easy, but when did that ever stop them? Not nearly as often as it should have, to be honest. Embarrassment will have to do the rest.
T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 2/6/2013 published: 1/29/2013
3Hayate x Maid » by Baylee1100 What if Hayate left Tenchi academy after Nagi came back and what if Ayana left her? Huh your a maid?
T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 9/28/2012 published: 8/28/2012
To Serve Idiots by flowingsabre The kaicho may love her precious students, but that does not stop her from trolling them without mercy. Part the First: Hitsugi finds some food for thought in the library.
K+, English, Humor & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/1/2012
2A Detailed Exploration of Idiocy » by Methoaska Jun and Ayana are asked by Hitsugi to obtain a rare crystal hidden in a faraway underground cave. Jun is happy to get out for a while, but Ayana's just mad. Thankfully, Hayate and several other friends come along to help them out, and Ayana begins to discover what everyone means when they talk about a real family.
T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, follows: 1, updated: 6/6/2012 published: 6/5/2012
5 Ouch by Vanui No pain, no gain. At least, that's what Momoka seemed to be cursed with.
K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 6, 4/9/2012
1Hayate x Blade Royale » by Sangoran Tenchi Academy is under pressure from their neighboring schools, Bakuto boys high and Ginrai girls high. After an attempt to attack a student of Tenchi, Hitsugi and the other principals organize a school royale. Hitsugi also brings in her younger brother!
T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 8k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 2/20/2012 published: 2/3/2012
5 Direction by Vanui Before they were part of the Student Council, before they were A-rankers, before they even took on 5 pairs in a Chaos Match as B-rankers, they needed to grow and find the purpose behind their blades.
T, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 8, follows: 1, 1/13/2012