1 First You Must Learn Self-Control - And It Builds From There by Gabriel Seraph
Ms. Shaw needs to learn that homicidal urges are a Very Bad Thing - and who better to teach her than the dreaded killer Dexter Morgan? One-shot inspired by a cute little moment in PoI 3x04 "Reasonable Doubt." Weird humor, brief heavy language. Spoilers for Dexter's finale (which I have not seen yet!)
T, English, Humor, words: 948, favs: 2, follows: 2, 10/21/2013, Dexter M., S. Shaw, Bear, H. Finch